Samsung Mobile's New 'Galaxy Gear' Commercial is Awful and Creepy for So Many Reasons

"Are you geared up?"

No. No I am not, Samsung, and it's going to stay that way.

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    Here's the commercial in question.

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    Watched it all the way through? Good. Cringed horribly? We did too.

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    First off, this guy loses both his phone AND his skis...

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    ... and these two douchecanoes are totally oblivious to his cries of "OH MY GOD!"

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    "Hey man, need any help over there? We'll help you look for your- NOPE, SORRY, I'M BUSY MACKIN' ON THIS BLONDE CHICK HERE."

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    "Hey, pretty lady..."

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    "Wanna go chill in my van after this? Haha, get it? CHILL? I slay you... I MEAN ME! I SLAY ME!"

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    "It's me, Jack!"

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    "But... but... u guis... my stuff..."

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    Snowboarding time! Cue the upbeat alternative music!

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    Radical, dude!

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    "Oh, hey Jack!"

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    "You again?"

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    "I took 64 pictures of you on the way down the slopes!"

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    Which totally isn't weird at all!

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    Later that night, at the ski lodge, Jack is wandering the bar aimlessly...

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    And is he... oh god, he is...

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    ... just watching the videos of Aimee that he took earlier!

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    Now, at this point, some of you might be saying "whatever, he's just trying to find her at the bar and is using his video as a reference!"

    Really? He met this girl presumably like six hours ago and he can't even remember what she looks like?

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    "Oh hey! Didn't see you there!"

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    "I was too busy watching you! Get it? Watching? I slay you- OH GOD, NOT AGAIN."

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    Hey, look who it is! Klutzy McButterfingers!

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    I wonder if he's gonna drop anything this time...

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    Someone get this guy some velcro gloves for Christmas. Seriously.

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    Meanwhile, outside...

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    "Lemme put on some jamz real quick."

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    And if any of you are not yet convinced of this guy's creepiness...

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    Just look at that face.

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    Lady, I hope Liam Neeson is your dad, 'cause you're probably about to get Taken.
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