... but if we kill the goose then we can get all the golden eggs at once!

Add as a preferred
source on Google
Image 1499205888
From Dukeboy01

Trending Now

Coworkers criticize employee for going to the movies after work instead of donating her money to her coworker: 'I feel like I'm being watched.'

Coworkers criticize employee for going to the movies after work instead of donating her money to her coworker: 'I feel like I'm being watched.'

01
Employee receives 7% while coworkers get 13%, starts slacking off and expecting them to cover: 'They used to do 6 tasks in a day, now they do 2'

Employee receives 7% while coworkers get 13%, starts slacking off and expecting them to cover: 'They used to do 6 tasks in a day, now they do 2'

02
Entitled next-door neighbour constantly pushes neighbours' generosity by using his lawn and properties, when confronted about it: ‘He laughed it off, said "we're neighbours, what's mine is yours" smiled and kept sitting there’'

Entitled next-door neighbour constantly pushes neighbours' generosity by using his lawn and properties, when confronted about it: ‘He laughed it off, said "we're neighbours, what's mine is yours" smiled and kept sitting there’'

03
Tenant discovers their central AC is a lie years after fiddling with the thermostat: 'Never once questioned it. Just vibed in ignorance'

Tenant discovers their central AC is a lie years after fiddling with the thermostat: 'Never once questioned it. Just vibed in ignorance'

04
'Laughter is the best medicine': 21 Laughs That Will Guide You On Your Inner Journey to a Happy Brain (June 13, 2026)

'Laughter is the best medicine': 21 Laughs That Will Guide You On Your Inner Journey to a Happy Brain (June 13, 2026)

05
22 Wholesome Cats for a Softer Day on the Internet (June 12th, 2026)

22 Wholesome Cats for a Softer Day on the Internet (June 12th, 2026)

06