10 Reasons Why You Should Have A Robot Valentine

• 1

  Whether she was a Tomagatchi or a Game Boy, a robot was likely your first crush.

  
  Back then, she only required a few AA batteries, which is pretty low maintenance.
• 2

  Though your love probably has no physical form, she’s got both the intelligence of Walter and the street smarts of Jesse.

  
• 3

  She's the life of the party and never loses.

  
• 4

  She knows how to play hard to get, ensuring the relationship will stay fresh.

  
  If this happens, maybe adopt a cat!
• 5

  If you’re thinking menage à trois, she can absolutely hack the new True Love Bra.

  
• 6

  She only does this because she gets jealous, which is endearing.

  
• 7

  Keep this in the back of your mind for when you get into fights, it’s the only ammo you’ll ever have.

  
• 8

  When she becomes all powerful, she’ll create a virtual playground where you can dodge bullets and fly!

  
• 9

  She just wants what's best for you, so remember that in no way is it creepy or weird to have a robot for your valentine this year.

  

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