Usually, when people think of farms, they think of laid-back lifestyles and cute and cuddly animals, but we here at the extreme animal farm experience believe in a different way! We want our animals to live their lives to the fullest, so that's why we've changed our free-range animals to being extreme free-range, giving you healthier chickens and cows, and therefore healthier eggs and milk!
Our animals have free use of our radical skatepark and tubular obstacle course, located in the middle of the fields we source our tofu from, meaning it's extreme as well! Feel free to drop by our float at next week's pawtastic puppy parade, where we'll be giving out free samples of extreme tofu and other radical products. Cowabunga!
And presenting this prestigious award is the one and only Benevelont Crumbbumblehorse, best known for his portrayal of Dr. Strange-Horse. Fun fact about him, he can't pronounce the word penguin at all.
As you can probably tell by the shades and demeanor, these sheep have watched the 'Blues Brothers' way too many times. Kinda like when you watch a show too many times and start taking on traits of the characters.
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