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Random Dank Animal Memes While We Procrastinate At Work

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    Dog - 220 I don't always get what i want... clideo.com Oh wait!! Yes I do!
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    Building - Just had a brand new tech security camera system installed @tank.sinatra

    Either dogs are the best security system you can ever get to your home, where they'll bark at any little sound they hear outside. Or they are the complete worst, and will excitedly wag their tails and ask for belly rubs from even the most sly robber coming into the home.

    So, whether you end up with a fierce guardian or a doorbell dachshund, just remember: home security with dogs is like playing Russian Roulette, except the stakes are your favorite slippers and that unopened bag of chips.

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    Glasses - "SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK" OK @capy_kingdom I AM THE WEAK, GOODNIGHT
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    Outerwear - "ain't no rain gonna stop our walks"
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    Photograph - Kangaroos are just deer that have been to prison

    Whoever had the audacity to suggest that kangaroos are nothing more than buff deer in disguise, you deserve jail time, because now we can't unsee it! Now, we can't help but picture kangaroos bench-pressing fallen trees and flexing their biceps like they're auditioning for some Schwarzenegger movie.

    Suddenly, those majestic hopping creatures are transformed into ripped, protein-shake-chugging athletes of the animal kingdom. It's like they've been hitting the gym while the rest of us have been snacking on potato chips. 

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    Dog - When your favourite top doesn't fit anymore
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    Photograph - I'm scared Mil Mmmm *sniff sniff* SOL OLAP I demand more, human SOLAR
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    Dog - My French Bulldog and her French fries McNugget M M N M
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    Dog - I DON'T ALWAYS BARK AT NIGHT. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR NO REASON
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    Dog - Look I got us a puppy! You literally went out to get milk We have 23 dogs But he's so cute! Delivered
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    World - Me at every event PASE He I MISS MY DOG
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    Dog - current emotion: dogs who are stuck but pretending everything is fine
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    Dog - She: You're the 1st guy that I brought here in my house her dog
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    Dog - When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u
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    Water - LEAVE ME ALONE PAR I JUST WOKE UP
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    Dog - Headed to a concert last night when something ran in front of my car. Need- less to say I missed the concert and now have a new dog

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