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'You've got to be kidding': Inexperienced new employee abruptly leaves IT company after senior employee fails to help him adjust to the workload 1

'She was fired': Hybrid employee takes a take a sick day instead after being admonished by boss for working an additional day from home while sick 2

16-year-old graciously cooks his family's nightly dinner, stops when his dad and siblings incessantly criticize his meals: 'Too spicy, wanted rice instead of noodles, didn't want soup' 3

A Critical Hit of 36 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Adventurous Gamers Competing for Dungeon Master 4

'They almost dumped him in the middle of the desert': Wholesome Hooman Adopts Abandoned Kitten, New Kitten and Cat Become a Beautiful Bonded Pair in Heartwarming Rescue Story 5

'It was really stressful and inconvenient for me to find coverage': Manager asks employee to pay $100 to coworker who covered her shift 6

33 Cute Kitty Cats Sporting Some Pretty Pawesome Patterns and Meowrvelous Markings 1

Kitty will teach hooman 2

Uber 3

Blasphemy 4

Just a little longer 5

It shouldn't be allowed! 6