9 Lies to Get You Out of Your Crappy Valentine's Date

Did you make a date just because you didn't want to be alone on Valentine's Day? Are you having regrets? Well, we can help with that.

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    My car broke down.

    Via: SofaKingPro
    This is a classic lie, and it's a tricky one. The accident needs to be bad, but not too bad. Pro tip: make sure to mention the police have to talk to you for a while.

  • 2

    I accidentally got really drunk.

    Via: belieber
    Leave a message on their phone and make sure you sound really drunk. It helps if you're actually pretty drunk.

  • 3

    The restaurant you picked only has Pepsi!

    Via: Eurweb
    Anyone this crazy brand loyal is guaranteed to not get another date. This little white lie is best if this prospective date hasn't known you for a while.

  • 4

    I had a bikini wax and I'm still pretty sore.

    Via: Buzzfeed
    This seems pretty self explanatory. Plus it hints that there's no chance of any sexy times, this will add a secondary deterrent.

  • 5

    I just remembered something awkward I did in middle school.

    Via: nyulocal
    Woe is the person who goes through old photos before a date. Really play up the emo regret for this phone call. Have some Smiths playing in the background for added effect.

  • 6

    I just won a free trip to Disney World

    Via: Inside the Magic
    Make sure the text for this has a bunch of exclamation points. That should really help showcase your excitement.

  • 7

    I sharted.

    Via: Pintrest
    Just text your prospective date those two words. That should take care of everything.

  • 8

    Neftlix uploaded new TV shows.

    Via: Huffington Post
    You can't stop a netflix binge, and that next episode of MASH isn't going to watch itself.

  • 9

    I forgot I was under house arrest.

    Via: Wasabi Fashion Cult
    Those little ankle bracelets can feel really natural after a while. Only caveat here is that your prospective date can't know where you live.
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