Today's Productivity Report

Property owner devises a plan to get back at the county after they tried to steal 3,750 square feet of his land: ‘They won’t be extending the road after all' 1

Construction worker offers former micromanager a job, setting the record straight and teaching him a valuable lesson in humility despite of the claim that he will ‘never amount to anything’ 2

'Never paid a cent': Witty student calls the university's bluff, breaking the parking permit system by refusing to pay for tickets 3

57 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (April 18, 2024) 4

35 of the Best Dungeons and Dragons Memes of the Week (April 19, 2024) 5

'You were not qualified': Job candidate messages interviewer to decline role, receives unhinged response in return 6

30 of the Cutest Cat Posts from the Last 30 Days to Add Some Wholesome Fluffy Fuel to Your Happiness Meter 1

Enough click clack-ing 2

‘You’re not getting this dog back': Professional Dog Trainer Finds Abandoned Puppy in the Back of an Uber, Adopts Him and Goes Viral, Now Previous Owner Wants the Pup Back for the ‘Clout Money’ 3

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week (April 18, 2024) 4

How to relax 5

Great Expectations 6