The first trailer for next year's Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice just leaked online. Originally set for a Monday release, the internet Gods decided instead to put up a horrible hand-held Portuguese subtitled mess up instead.
Warner Bros responded to the leak by giving us the real thing, and lets just say the film quality wasn't the only thing horrible about the teaser.
Here's everything you wanted to see in Batman vs. Superman, and everything they gave us, instead.