This sign is right! We need to have more signs in the break room! MORE!
First, a sign designed to make washing dishes cool again (we had our top PR team come up with this one):
Next, a sign for basically the same purpose but targeted to "cat people:"
Then we'll have a sign encouraging the proper use of our equipment:
And why not set up post-it notes to foster kindness and goodwill among employees?
Of course, when the nonperishable resources get stolen, we should put up signs kindly requesting their safe return. But what's this? What's that sign next to the sign we just put up?
QUICK! DRAFT ANOTHER SIGN TO RESPOND TO HIS DEMANDS! WE WILL ONLY NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS THROUGH SIGNS!
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