chris7392011's grandmother believes in politeness

*Very awkwardly trying to explain to my 85-year-old grandmother what a threesome is after she asked at the dinner table in the middle of dinner* Me: It's, uh... well, when three people have sex. Like all at the same time. Grandmother: Oh! Well that's new to me. Back in my day, I just made them two men form a queue! Me: ...