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House-flipper tries to shake down the neighbor to split costs on a brand new fence they never agreed on, gets totally shut down: 'Pound sand' 1

Employee faces retribution from employer after critically answering "anonymous" survey: 'It quickly became clear she could guess who wrote what' 2

'Don't give your two weeks, just leave': Traveling supervisor forced to pay for his own flight home after putting in his two weeks' notice 3

'The exec told me... to run it': Supervisor makes critical mistake with 3-story-tall concrete mixer, makes a giant mess 4

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Micromanager demands employee rush through a major inventory check, employee outs her when $1K+ of inventory is missing from the books and scores a bonus as a result 6

Micromanager demands employee rush through a major inventory check, employee outs her when $1K+ of inventory is missing from the books and scores a bonus as a result 1

'A guy bought a car on the company card and... got fired': 20+ HR professionals share the wildest moments they had to fire an employee 2

Groom gets cold feet on wedding day, family accuses his sister of ruining an 18-year relationship: 'He was literally acting like a 5-year-old' 3

'Bob's wife did a real number on him': Married man discovers his wife has been seeing her high school ex, he hires a PI and tips off ex's new wife 4

Entitled coworker steals a child's birthday cake from the office fridge, then the furious parent scorches the earth in the workplace: 'Everyone is a suspect' 5

House-flipper tries to shake down the neighbor to split costs on a brand new fence they never agreed on, gets totally shut down: 'Pound sand' 6