This CNN Contributor Maybe Doesn't Quite Understand the Mechanics of Conception and Birth

'You better have all 30 bags on my car before I get back': Teenager mistaken for hardware store employee gets back at impatient DIYer 1

'Go home, mom': Family bands together to get even with grandma who used her spare key to enter their home without permission 2

'You break it, you buy it': Staff member demands parents pay for damaged items at local pet shop after son ruins store 3

'I ran outside to tell her': Server flips the script on a man who tipped $100 to impress his date, only to return later to amend the tip 4

Employee gets suspended for no reason, stinks up work truck before quitting: 'Before I returned the truck, I release 6 stinky air fresher tags in it' 5

32 remote employees buy device to bypass CEO's silly idle time requirements, now the CEO wants one too 6

'You break it, you buy it': Staff member demands parents pay for damaged items at local pet shop after son ruins store 1

'You better have all 30 bags on my car before I get back': Teenager mistaken for hardware store employee gets back at impatient DIYer 2

'It's a family secret... Karen didn't take it well': Chocolate chip cookie conundrum divides office in two 3

'Go home, mom': Family bands together to get even with grandma who used her spare key to enter their home without permission 4

28 Work Memes for Mechanics Tackling Daily Customer Car-tastrophes 5

Entitled office worker insists that coworker conform to her dress code: '[My manager] told me to drop it' 6