KyuuketsukiRisu's Dad Has an Eye for International Conflict

[When I was about 9, my girl scout troop had to participate in this international fair thing where we represented different countries] Mom: We're Columbia! What should we do? Do you want to wear costumes? Dad: You should buy the girl scouts uzis! Mom: ...Let's brainstorm away from your father. [the next year, we were Ireland] Dad: If you'd bought uzi's last year, you could just reuse them this year. Mom: Please stop helping. [the next year, we were Israel] Dad: Oh, come ON!! Mom: ...