Hannah's Dad Will Uphold the Prime Directives

*Dad talking to the paramedics after being in a car accident where he lost his leg* Dad: I need glasses, I've got false teeth and now I'm going to need an artificial leg... I'm becoming RoboCop on the installment plan!!

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