Dad: I think we ought to boil baby tortles for dinner. Me: DAD! Dad: No, seriously. Me: Boiling baby turtles isn't nice. Dad: No, you've got it wrong. Baby tortles. Tortellini? Mini tortles. You see?
Dad: I think we ought to boil baby tortles for dinner. Me: DAD! Dad: No, seriously. Me: Boiling baby turtles isn't nice. Dad: No, you've got it wrong. Baby tortles. Tortellini? Mini tortles. You see?