You Know, Strapped to the Ceiling or Something!

(Dad and I had discussed me getting an unfurnished dorm for college) Me: So, Dad, I start in about two weeks, what furniture am I taking? Dad: What furniture? Me: The furniture I need for college... Dad: What, there's no furniture at all?! Mom: What did you think unfurnished meant? Dad: I thought the furniture would be, attached, or something...