Acting Like Animals: Ugh, That Photo of Me is SO Unflattering!

Ugh, I sent Sibley FOUR DOZEN different photos, and they chose THAT ONE? This is an outrage! Who do I call to complain to about this? My beak looks SO crooked in that photo! It does the exact opposite of capture my good size! As if my feathers didn't look ruffled enough in that photo, they're really ruffled right now!