Mother: I need new batteries for my vibrator Me: Um... what? Mother: I said I need new batteries for my vibrator! How can I relax without my vibrator? Me: Mom, you shouldn't talk about your... vibrator in public. Mom: Why not? It's a normal thing. I just put it behind my back, lean up against it, and BAM instant relaxation. What's wrong with that? Me: *facepalm* Oh, you mean your MASSAGER.
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