I'm just trying to see how long Michael Vick can hold his breath...

'She told him sharply to go sit down': Server Disciplines Customer’s Child, Parents Demand to Speak to Manager 1

'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 2

'She was fired': Boss tries to get writer fired, they've been keeping a paper trail and flip the script 3

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‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 6

Might as well... 1

32 of the Funniest Felines on the Internet and Meowrvelous Memes to Claw Your Way to a Purrfectly Wonderful Weekend 2

Every time 3

Prank call 4

Some day, some way 5

Don't mess with Momma 6