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‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 1

Sister evicts brother's family from their family home, wonders if she's wrong: 'Last week him and his family were officially evicted' 2

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 3

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 4

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 5

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 6

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 1

20 Poorly-designed items that are almost impossible to clean 2

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 3

‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 4

'The guy wanted that go-kart': Go-kart employee stunned by oblivious customer's odd request 5

'It is exactly as she wanted': Designer gives nightmare client the "ugly" website design she insists on, then refuses to change design 6