Lunch Rush

Today on TDW Geek: Holy mutant butterflies!

What else?

• Planned: A single commemorating Mitt Romney's roof-tied dog, by Devo
• On Pace: Congress, to be the least productive since 1948
• RIP: The homophobe who lit Honey Nut Cheerios on fire at General Mills HQ
• Divided: The world, over Miley Cyrus' shocking new 'do
• Official: Ron Howard will direct a documentary about Jay-Z's Made in America Festival

Lunch Lady: Megan Ann

Lunch Leisure: Super House of Dead Ninjas (via)

Lunch List: 15 Animals Who Love Shark Week (above)