Better Late Than Never of the Day

At long last, women in America can enjoy rights equal to those of men -- Augusta National, home of the Masters, will admit its first female members after 80 years as the most prestigious man cave in the country.

Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and South Carolina tycoon Darla Moore will get their green jackets in October, much to the chagrin of former club chairman Hootie Johnson, who famously said at the height of the all-male membership debate in 2002 that Augusta might one day have a woman in a green jacket, "but not at the point of a bayonet."

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