Know This:

• Will Smith will direct his daughter, Willow, in a big-screen Annie remake with tunes by Jay-Z.
• You can order Happy Birthday greetings from the White House -- for free!
• You can also create your own top search result -- for free!
• Kelly Ripa's new co-host is Michael Strahan.
• A Freedom of Information Act request has been filed for the Obamas' beer recipe.
• The Office is finally, blessedly calling it quits after this season.

Read This: 

• From Gay4Soccer.com: An athlete's life in the closet -- one Tar Heel's tale.
• From CNN: Inside the GOP's tough anti-abortion platform.
• From Buzzfeed: How to deal with an unruly passenger on a cross-country flight.

Watch This:

• The trailer for 17 Girls, a flick based on the so-called teen pregnancy pact in Gloucester, MA.
• The Ultimate Trampoline Fails Compilation.
• The leaked iPhone 5 official promo.

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