Earth to Turtles: apparently "Cowabunga" is like, bodaciously old-fashioned, dudes. You know what's gnarly and rad? "Booyakasha."
Yup, that's the idea for Nickelodeon's new TMNT show -- because if rappers (and Ali G) said it ten years ago, it'll be cool for children starting... now.
The good news? A few early reviews suggest the reboot might actually not suck. See for yourself when it premieres this Saturday morning.