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'By the time she'll notice, I'll be long gone': Employee quits job, micromanager demands they send onboarding documents for next hire, employee sends glitched files instead 1

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 2

'He wanted to see every line of code in this project': Company CTO accuses freelancer of "faking" project results 3

'Who do you think you are to be here?': Top Karens of the Week (May 9, 2024) 4

25 Perflexing interior design choices that make zero sense 5

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 6

20 Poorly-designed items that are almost impossible to clean 1

Sister evicts brother's family from their family home, wonders if she's wrong: 'Last week him and his family were officially evicted' 2

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 3

'It is exactly as she wanted': Designer gives nightmare client the "ugly" website design she insists on, then refuses to change design 4

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 5

'I bought him $75 outfit for an interview': Wholesome stranger goes the extra mile to get a homeless man a job at his company, heartwarming friendship ensues 6