iphone thief

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of (social networking) skills; skills I have acquired over a very long adolescence. (Stalking) Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you (return my phone) now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will (track) you, I will find you, and I WILL get my iphone back."