You Threw Up on My Lady Parts and I Miss You

Missed connections are always weird, but this is in the top tier of odd. And what's with the sister wanting to see him?
Is the sister angry?
I'd be angry.
But, call me old fashioned, I don't want my v@gina vomited upon.

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