Our Long National Nightmare is Over: The Inauguration Day Bad Lip Reading Is Here

"The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache."

Since last Friday, we've wondered what the high and mighty were saying at the inauguration. Well, those days are over. 

The geniuses at Bad Lip Reading have finally released their "Inauguration Day" video, and it's glorious. Now, you can enjoy Trump's speech without all post-apocalyptic imagery and good ol' fashioned American "carnage." 

Enjoy!