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By hunnysuckle on Apr 9, 2011 at 7:35 PM
^,,^ Please to liek me on FB ^..^ http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/pages/Emily-Petry-Cat-Grooming/130956446960339
By lolchick21 on Jan 7, 2011 at 1:27 PM
HEYYYYY mom. Austin watched the fushigi dvd and can do one of the tricks. ( He isn't that great at it though lol. But he is just starting out... i guess). We miss you. Text me when you get your phone back on. Love you SOOOOOOOOO much. XOXOXOXOXO -DARIAN (your oldest)
By Green_Lung on Jul 19, 2010 at 4:12 AM
Hi stranger :D good 2 hear from u again! So u moving again already, must b stressful. Yay u did mention u got ur old job bak - is rite! Urgh im typing this message as i am being kept on hold trying 2 reach my tax office gotta report a change in my employment, been demoted 2 part time hours in work, i like the extra free time but wont like it when my money dries up. Yea all is well wiv me n my m8s, ta 4 asking. Lol got my weed robbed the other week by the police, got a street caution, which is like a get out of jail card but next time i gets dealt wiv properly,lol teh fuckers, was funny tho 1 copper was shitting himself; the other was a blatent smoker himself :( Uh finally spoken to the taxoffice, the on-hold music was doin me head in. Well I can roll a fatty now thats sorted ;) Hope ur not moving near 2 any black beaches, that oil leak is awful! Well hope u enjoy re-moving again ;p im going 2 find something unproductive 2do :D
By jaspatrick on Jul 12, 2010 at 6:08 AM
Right on! I am well and glad you are also! Hope you've got a great week planned! Cheers!
By shanebc01 on Jun 16, 2010 at 2:02 PM
You can check out what Front page lolz you've had on any site by using this little address in your browser: ' icanhascheezburger.com/?s=mama2008 ' (You can substitute the name for each site before to see what lolz made the front page for each site, like on ihasahotdog.com, roflrazzi.com, etc) Hope that helps. (Hugs back)
By jaspatrick on Jun 14, 2010 at 1:08 PM
Pleased ta meetcha! Thanks for the favoriting! Cheers!
By lolchick21 on May 21, 2010 at 1:21 PM
hi mommy its ur baby girl xD how r u? my ankle is still spraint and throbbing! I'm at my friend Roni's house!!! love that chic anyways hows cris?????
By Green_Lung on Apr 21, 2010 at 8:28 AM
3/3 Hope I’m making sense here, I’m a bit pickled again, went a party on Saturday, and indulged myself. Sorry 2 hear u quit quitting cigs but no harm in trying again when ur ready. Well over here in work has been chaotic with all the planes being grounded cos of the volcano, u cn it on the news over ur way? Tell u wot tho, it is so nice not seeing anything flying overhead for a week :D (except for bids, obviously). Still got a few stories 2 tell u, but the clock is ticking and I wanna view ur lols. Speak 2u soon, and good look erm luck with the packing. ((Hugs))
By Green_Lung on Apr 21, 2010 at 8:27 AM
2/3 Oh my, no I did not hear that story about the uber paranoid bloke, lol tis funny. God I could never live in a house with so many traps, I’d set them off next time I got pissed! Well if u remember any more of ur twisted stories please do tell me, I love reading about them. Ugh got all dressed up really smart 4 work 2day cos I was supposed 2b going out representing the company to new customers, and the girl who was driving me, called in sick, so I’ve spent all day in shoes, trousers n shirt, I’d rather have my jeans and trainers on, and look like a scruff. But at least I’ve dodged that bullet, til it gets rearranged 4 another time. Well if u do check out the tats site, u wont get upset u will laugh and maybe occasionally recoil in horror. Geezer over here is more of a player, or a Jack the lad (bet u’ve not heard that 1 b4?) Good ur husband acts younger than he is, lol I sometimes act like im 18 or 38, but im 28 go figure huh.
By Green_Lung on Apr 21, 2010 at 8:27 AM
1/3 Glad 2 hear back from u, and even better 2 hear u got ur old jerb back, is rite girl :D No sadly I cannot sit on ICHC in work, just mainly on Saturdays when I work on my own, and the office is only relaxed when me and another colleague are working on our own, we get on like a house on fire. Lol u like shoe shopping, well u shocked me with that 1 ;p don’t ever fink I’ve met a women who hates shoe shopping. And while we’re on about it, I love shopping for trainers (or sneakers as u call them). Awe it’s so nice u have a great boss, if I ever did that my boss would probably be like “fuck off.” I don’t envy u moving houses, I hate packing up everything and then there’s the un-packing :( Ur landlord reminds me of 1 I had a while back from Pakistan, he was a total waste of space! Hope u do call code enforcement on him b4 u leave.
By Green_Lung on Mar 30, 2010 at 8:32 AM
3 of sum…And if u can get ur cheek pierced to, go 4 it! If u get ur tats, u’ll have 2 take a picture when they’re done. Lol, who would the cheek piercing remind me of…. Lol so ur hubby is a total geezer, (geezer means a different thing over here). Still on about tats, u been on the other site on here ugliest r ugly tattoos.com, I luv that site, the girl who writes the comments is very funny. So ur step daught. is 19, lol bet she got drunk on her Bday. Y yes, of course I liked ur lolz, u’ve got a gud sense of humour. Yea send us more of ur gud lolz! And yes I have cn my first fail, but not bn on it 4 a long time now. I really like ur saying “any day spent on this side of the ground is a good motherfucking day.” Have 2 remember that 1. Uh got some stories about the fuzz, but Im running out of time in work, have 2 tell ya another day. Take cares speak soon ((hugs))
By Green_Lung on Mar 30, 2010 at 8:32 AM
2 of sum..Oh and here’s 1 of my fav stories, of this guy who was cleaning his motorbike and he put the petrol covered rags down his toilet, and later on he sat down on his toilet and was smoking a cig, well he managed to set fire 2 the rags, and burnt himself really badly (not sure if the toile shattered too eith the blast), but as the paramedics were taking him down his stairs they asked him how he did it, then they laughed so hard they dropped him down the stairs, so he had some broken bones to go with his burns. Ramble away, it wont bother me :D just hope wot I write makes sense, my head feels pickled 2day, I blame it on all of those luvly bong hits. O bit confused, u mean ur surname is flowers? Yea that tattoo should look ok, but what is ur hubby’s name tho? I’m not really in2 tattoo’s, well on me that is, but I like looking at peoples body art. Yea go for ur Marilyn tattoo on ur shoulder, as a Bday treat 4urself! U deserve it.
By Green_Lung on Mar 30, 2010 at 8:31 AM
1 of sum…We wah we woo, tis a lot of words 4 me 2 read ;p Ugh, havin 1 of those days 2day were I keep bumping in2 people who I would rather not speak 2, and they always seem 2 frickin meither me when I’m on a cig break! Just wish I had the courage and lack of manners 2 tell them where 2go ;) Lol I have not heard about that women with all of those nicotine patches, but I have heard about that guy in the wheelchair b4, always makes me laugh (which I shouldn’t, but I do). Well I would have 2 say the weirdest way 2 die is autoerotic asphyxiation, like Bill from Kill Bill, or this MP from my country who was found dead on his bed with an orange shoved in his mouth laced with some drugs. U ever watched George Carlin stand ups? He does a piece on that subject. Oh sweet tap dancing christ, stupid fone won’t stop ringing in work, I mite b forced 2 answer it in a bit ;) Oh u ever seen a similar tv show, 100 things removed from peoples bodies? Quite funny and or gory in bits.
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