They've got a point.

Nice.

Give me a sign.

Whoa.

There’s a market for these?

Signs exist to give us direction, instruction, and sometimes even purpose. It's generally intended for them to be as concise and clear as possible to convey a compelling message. These signs are none of those things. The only thing that these signs will direct you towards is complete and utter ruin as you try to decipher their bewildering intents. Imagine driving down the road and reading “Right lane must right left." What would you do? Some of you would probably go right and then left just as…

That's familiar.

Huh, seems rough.

Hmm

Become something else.

It's necessary information.

We're all doin' our best out here.

Don't go in.

Who's eating all these billiard balls?

How about a math tutoring center called Quotient Tangentino.

It's dinner and a show.