30 Hilarious Motherhood Memes That Nail the Chaotic Joys of Raising Tiny Humans (May 19, 2024)

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    Lauren Mullen @DraggingFeeties A mother's work is never done. Unless she proclaims loudly that she is "done with this ", in which case you should probably give her at least an hour.
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    Time to get into our car seats! Toddlers: @macaroniandmomjeans
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    Stephanie Ortiz @Six Pack_Mom The kids brought home a slip saying that tomorrow is crazy mismatched sock day. Finally, a day that embraces my household management style.
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    Some days I think I have my together and then I remember my trunk is full of beach chairs and sand toys from last summer. @mommyneedsalife
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    When your kid catches you throwing out his artwork @rawmother.hood
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    Parents, after viewing the prices for summer camp @stamfordmommy
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    My kids complain to me when they're bored, as if the lady who sorts socks on Friday nights knows what to do for fun. Scary Mommy
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    What I say: "Settle down, kids. It's time for bed." What my husband hears: Start a wrestling match? Consider it done. @stamfordmommy TURNS
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    Me watching my kid tie his shoes all by himself when we're already late af @stamfordmommy
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    Beat the winter blues by putting gloves on your small children, by the time you get their fingers in all the holes winter will be over. Difficult mommy
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    Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets @gfishandnuggets One minute your kids are laughing and hugging and making beautiful memories, and the next minute, @goldfishandchickennuggets you are hosting a WWF match in your living room because one kid looked at the other kid's cereal the wrong way.
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    Me: "Settle down, it's time for bed." My son: [hears cue to break into The Lion King soundtrack] @stamfordmommy
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    MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 Me: what a great day. I haven't felt this calm in a long time! Carpe die Anxiety: SURPRISE, I! MOMTRANSPARENTING.COM
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    @stamfordmommy 9 What to Expect when you really want to binge-watch the latest Netflix murder series but your kids have needs and stuff
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    Just when I think my kids have passed a phase and things will start getting easier: @with_love_becca This is going to be our most dramatic season ever.
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    Mom Transparenting @momtransparent1 What to we want? "SNACKS!" When do we want 'em? "WHEN SHE'S IN THE SHOWER!" - kids. >
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    Me: New Year's resolutions have been going pretty well so far. Girl Scout Cookies: GUESS WHO'S BACK @stamfordmommy
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    Parents today are so concerned with screen time, red dyes and pesticides, meanwhile when I was a kid I rode around in the front seat of the car drinking koolaid and inhaling cigarette smoke while my mom whipped her arm across my chest as a seatbelt every time she had to brake MOMTRANSPARENTING.COM >
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    AsKateWould Havelt @KateWould Havelt Parenthood is like that scene in movies where they hit a major event and say 'This is what we've been training for' except there's literally zero training. <
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    My kids, after I get them ready for a birthday party at an indoor play gym in the midst of flu season. @stamfordmommy
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Parenthood is hard because you don't know if your kids will remember that time you yelled at them without pants while you had your avocado face mask on, or that time you took them to the park and had a picnic.
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    > MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 I don't know where I would be without my kids, but it probably wouldn't be in the bathroom, dislodging a tiny plastic doll out of the toilet >
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    When I finally get the kids to sleep but it took 4 drinks of water, 2 bathroom trips, 8 stories, 9 dollies tucked in, 17 random questions, 108 kisses, 36 minutes of lying still, and a sloth crawl finale out of the room. @stamfordmommy
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    Me at night: Goodnight kids! Tomorrow we'll have a pancake breakfast, go to the park, and do lots of fun things! Me in the morning: @stamfordmommy
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    MomTransparenting @momtransparent1 They say "if you love something, set it free" So am I supposed to just leave the front door open or do I drop my kids at the park or something? >
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    "Hi, my daughter will be late to school because she can zip her jacket by herself." Julie Burton FB/JulieBurtonWriter IG/Ksujulie
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    AWAKE: OMG I'm going to lose my mind, these kids are crazy. ASLEEP: OMG my heart is going to explode, look how precious they are. @MACGYVERING MOM22
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    MY CHILD COULD BE TEETHING OR SHE COULD BE TRANSFORMING INTO MOMMY CUSSES A WEREWOLF AND PREPARING TO RANSACK A VILLAGE. I'M REALLY NOT SURE. Mommy Cusses
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    When I check on the baby during naptime and we make eye contact @stamfordmommy
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    My conscience whispering "it's a log of lies" LOATHE YOU S I LOATHE TOU @stamfordmommy Me filling out my kid's reading log

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