32 Super Funny Memes To Keep You On Your Toes

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    Text - unclefather: unclefather: at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background. nevermind, my mom says i can't do that. 279,642 notes
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    Text - Why Do We Have Hands? There Are Many Reasons: SLAP the bongo pat the moose drum oof ouch the water is too hot shake stick at God Xxxtictacion Hey uh op... where's your url... thyrell there's no url because god sent this post down to us 170,656 notes
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    Text - When someone is tailgating you so you slow down to the speed limit My style? You can call it the art of fighting without fighting.
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    Cartoon - Me My Friend Just One More Game STPATION
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    Text - dikubutto: fuckyeahmelancholy: Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano. why is nobody talking about this
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    Text - When mom refuses to vaccinate us Well, quite frankly, siblings, I think five years is optimistic
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    Text - trashboat whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man... thats exactly where youre supposed to be krafteasymac that's what god says when he sees me crying in a taco cabana bathroom Source: trashboat 442,289 notes
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    Text - adzolotl you call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture sailor--spoon Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
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    Food - Juuling in the bathroom Getting an education Freshmen
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    Text - kidzbopdeathgrips honestly dogs don't even matter once they're past the puppy stage like dogs older than that are just irrelevant.put em in the garbage basementdemo Google Canada how 2 hire a hitman immediately Google Search I'm Feeling Lucky
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    Text - fartgallery mindfuck of the day ABCDEFG(H IJ KLMN OPQRSTŪ V VV X Y Z the alphabet has been saying "hi" to you all these years, and i bet you didnt even say it back once you piece of shit squirrelgirlv3 Why did you have to draw in the O and P fartgallery to distract everyone from the W
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    Text - When the squad gets called to the principal's office and your crazy homie starts doing all the talking
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    Text - eggcup my plan step 1: buy 15 identical cats step 2: invite someone over step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say "just one but he's really fast" Source: eggcup 45,980 notes
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    Adaptation - Me, experienced in tech My mom, wanting to know how to start a pc
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    Animated cartoon - my sense of humor: with my family with my friends
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    Text - sealedbeastnue "what time is it" you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce "it is cloudy" Source: sealedbeastnue 10,973 notes
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    Text - mynewurl this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit mynewurl SUSPICI US
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    Text - barduils owning a cat makes you immune to demons barduils evil spirits in my house: *creak my door open ominously* me: is that you baby??? *kissing noises* come here sweet baby <3 barduils me: *feels another PresenceTM somewhere in the kitchen with me while i'm fetching glass of water at 3am* me, sleepy and unafraid: i'm not letting you out yet you bastard, go back to bed the yellow-eyed demon that stalks me in the dark: *whispering* damn it
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    Text - devipotato i'm watching a sports devipotato the sports did good devipotato oldroots Did the ball go fuck dude it sure did Source: devipotato
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    Text - i-am-a-fish like this post and I will instantly teleport to your home and gobble up your shower curtain a kurochi777 My shower curtain is glass i-am-a-fish well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me? Source: i-am-a-fish #i have eaten 51000 shower curtains and im nowhere near satisfied you hear me 91,022 notes
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    Text - fennecaat 5 oatmealo sounddesignerjeans It's 2:30 AM and I'm in the men's bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear lusec how do you know it was fear and not arousal? sounddesignerjeans I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created Source: sounddesignerjeans 49,910 notes
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    Finger - When you find your dad's “homework" folder, but he's not in school anymore
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    Text - Ray MCArthur I clicked it. Nothing happened? I think it's safe 3 hrs Unlike 63 Ray McArthur WOWI Guess what! I just got a free iPhone 7! All you have to do is login into www.freeprizes.com enter your name, address, phone number, and social security and you get a free prize! Search Results for "onlineprizes.net" onlineprizes.net 3 hrs Unlike 63 gnorbue this kind of reminds me of how in zombie movies when someone gets bit and it doesnt kick in straight away toocooltobehipster THIS IS MY FAV
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    Crab - Wikipedia My $3 donation
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    Forehead - When Disney starts making live action remakes of every one of their classics Sometimes dead is better.
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    Text - sarahsquarah: So this lady came in this morning and walked up to the front desk to greet us before gasping loudly and saying "I forgot my dog" She forgot to bring her dog with her To the vet
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    Outerwear - me watching an interesting YouTube video Assignment deadline
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    Text - Me when I turn my phone on at 3 am made with mematic
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    Text - 420stuck when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing vardaesque fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFU FBUWBUFBUB louisloveeleanor exactly
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    Text - fistinginferno had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called 'GrungleBunk' just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life Fonte: fistinginferno
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    Facial expression - When you try to impress your girlfriend by bringing in all the grocery bags at once Ihope I wasn't too much of an animal.
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    Shoulder - me a potential hobby iolo me depression jillianbrodsky
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