Today's Top Ten Tumblr Posts (December 18, 2019)

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Dec 20, 2019 7:08 AM EST

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    Furniture - bigtea3 The vibe station... tjisageek *sticks fingers in the table holes* sharkpilot *gets fingers stuck and quietly tries to subtly pull them out so people don't realize but that shit hurts like a bitch, so its hard to keep your cool.“ bitchyblue Sometimes you have experiences that you don't think much about, but also assume nobody else has had them and a post like this comes around and it's like getting kicked in the face Source: vile-things
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    Text - Ace Watkins @GamerPres2020 As President, I will get us to the 69th Amendment as quickly as possible. We will do this by passing a series of filler Amendments: eliminating the Electoral College, adding Supreme Court term limits, ending Cannabis Prohibition, etc. The 69th Amendment will simply read, "Nice." six31 Nice. six31 Addendum: I love how half the replies to this post take it at face value and seriously engage in arguments surrounding the filler amendments, and the other half are jus
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    Cartoon - browsedankmemes Dads After all these years See you next month See you next year See you next decade Dads I finally have them all 2020 vision
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    Text - dirt-slab S headspace-hotel Follow Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates wasps mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can't tell which ones a biome that is just a parking lot villagers can say fu scurvy all blocks are infested slime armor ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block climate change in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty asbestos creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers
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    Text - actuallyjuststealingmemes 5 skeletor-the-bitch Follow kaijuno I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don't have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like "well let's see if this works" and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off E nonlinear-nonsubjective Welcome to PURE ICHIGAN PURĘ Source: kaijuno
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    Terrestrial animal - markv5 Мне нравится, что все эти разные виды кошек сдружились, несмотря на такие явные различия между ними corey-has-returned English Russian - detected Мне нравится, что все эти разные I like that all these different kinds of cats have become friends, despite виды кошек сдружились, несмотря such obvious differences between на такие явные различия между ними them Mne nravitsya, chto vse eti raznyye vidy koshek sdruzhilis", nesmotrya na takiye yavnyye razlichiya mezhdu nimi
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    Cartoon - Co Now, class, Ihave a little surprise for you. Youtegetting a nosejob? Youtre getting married? Youtre getting fired? itscooltolovejesus what a bunch of lil s ibara-san blossom you dont even have a f nose
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    Text - guitarbeard chongoblog Follow dankmemeuniversity thom @Barknado69 The job hunt is going well Please explain fully the following gap in your employment history (9/2008-2/2016] Well in 2008, I was 10 years old armedandgayngerous any human resources hired after 2015 doesn't know how to interview applicants. all they know is spreadsheet, search document for certain words, fillable forms, not return calls, and mislead Source: dankmemeuni... 19,756 notes
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    Text - halles-comet Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired- police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, "damn, we're out of decaf" and he just deadpans "well there's no need to get hysterical." halles-comet Yesterday he said "if you need to insult the same person twice you've already failed in your goal to devastate them" halles-comet My Yaya was trying to remember the name of a guy who stole money from her in high school today and my grandpa in
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    Text - thedailygiggle r/todayilearned u/Johndough99999 • 7h TIL that Marvel successfully argued in court that Mutants are not people and thus got to pay the lower rate on X-Men "toys" instead of the higher rate for dolls because they are not human. en.wikipedia.org 30.0k 930 Share BEST COMMENTS thxxx1337 • 6h This is the exact sort of thing that pissed off Magneto. Reply 13.7k neon-crayons Do you want Supervillains? Because this is how you get Supervillains! Source : thedailygiggle 125/618 notes
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