Daily Top Ten Tumblr Posts (December 17, 2019)

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Dec 18, 2019 9:08 PM EST

10 Tumblr posts you should see today. Yesterday's list of 10 Tumblr posts is available here.

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  • 01
    Text - glumshoe I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor. docincredible Where does an elementary school child get access to an actual shirt of chainmail sized properly for them? glumshoe Growing up as a historical reenactor meant that my parents are friends with lots of people who make chainmail. My godsister received a real rapier in fourth or fifth grade, so our un
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  • 02
    Cartoon - weaver-z Christian Boomer comics at Christmas: mean-spirited, a downer, whiny, "yelled about red Starbucks cups" energy NON-RELIGIOUS - SpecIFIC DAY-OFF IN WIN TER, we WISH YOU A MERRY NON-RELIGIOUS- SpecIFiC DAY-OFF IN WINTER, we WISH YOU A MERRY S NON- RELIGIOUS-SPECIFIC DAY-OFF IN WINTER, -AND A HAPPY New YEAR!!! RomeNewsTribu.ne WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOUR GPS? -TO MAKE SURE we'Re STILL IN AMERICA. Jewish Boomer comics at Christmas: DELIGHTFUL Oops... wróng home Forget wrong home!"
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  • 03
    Text - thequantumqueer E gallusrostromegalus anneuhken my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they're funny as fu anneuhken actual dialogue: "to your battle stations, boys! it's time to line up and see who's tall enough for the roller coaster to hell! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward.. paid." anneuhken “here's a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them" BABE anneuhken "everyone knows those quiet girls. the ones w
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  • 04
    Text - one-time-i-dreamt I was in the Slenderman game, and I was walking around finding the pages, trying to avoid him when suddenly I saw a patch of sunlight that was shining on a little cottage house and out pops Slenderman in a grandma-like frilly pink apron and holding a watering can, pouring the water over his plants. I thought to myself, "If THIS was the side of Slenderman the media saw we wouldn't be hating on him," and then I woke up. one-time-i-dreamt freebasketballwagonperson Tender Ma
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  • 05
    Text - thebibliosphere "I put my phone down and can't find it", a saga. thebibliosphere "Want me to call it?" "It's on silent." A tragedy in three parts. miraniel "I'll call it anyway." *everyone stands around really quietly listening for a faint buzzing noise* A comedy. tygermama "I thought I lost my phone only to realize I was holding it in my other hand" A lesson in situational awareness Source: thebibliosphere
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  • 06
    Macaroon - MOST TART PACIFIC ROSE GRANNY SMITH EMPIRE MCINTOSH JAZZ BRAEBURN LADY CORTLAND ENVY AUTUMN GLORY MACOUN OPAL SUGARBEE SMITTEN .... GOLD RED JONAGOLD SNAPDRAGON HONEYCRISP DELICIOUS DELICIOUS MOST SWEET ..... FUJI JUICI AMBROSIA GALA trashboat great graphic, very helpful for selecting apples in regard to baking, but one amendment should be considered: a red delicious isn't an apple it's a wet clump of bitter sand cannedviennasnausage red delicious is what floral foam probably tastes l
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  • 07
    Text - heavyweightheart in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can't seem to go to bed as early as we "should" is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don't have to work, we won't be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life busines... we're likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it's ours. we can res
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  • 08
    Text - one-time-i-dreamt I was in the shower with my boyfriend and he tried to convince me that a bottle of shampoo was a sandwich. It got super heated and I was pissed, so I yelled at him to "F CKING EAT IT THEN". He proceeded to eat the entire thing without breaking eye contact. deanwinchesters-sexuality Once again, read URLS icannotfindaunusedusername Thank you I was extremely confused
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  • 09
    Text - trunk--slamchest I don't know why ancient sea shanties are so hype for me, like it's just the weight of my ancestors want me to get the fu down to Drunken Sailor like they did when they came over the first time realest-asami-requiem hears Drunken Sailor once: The long dead ghosts of old drunk sailors in my head going absolutely bonkers: MakeAGIF.com Source: trunk--slamchest 16,908 notes
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  • 10
    Text - buckysfucky starrysparklesand... Follow edgebug people back in 2012 were too cowardly to ship the onceler with the lorax so they had to ship him with himself but you KNOW that if The Lorax (2012) was released today y'all would be all over that lussy the-stray-liger Op turn on your location I just want to talk edgebug jesus was also persecuted in his time Source: edgebug 2,940 notes
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