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Silly Shitposts For Your Sunday Perusal

We envy the people who don't have to cope with the Sunday scaries. It's a painful way of not enjoying your weekend at all. To take some of the edge off, we've put together this gallery of relatively stupid memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts. We hope they provide you with ample distraction.

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    Candle - korolevx-deactivated20180128 my mom got a pack of candles and only realized once she started putting them on the cake that they said "birthday boy" and not “happy birthday" so we made do flairina HABY BIRTDOY parple This was my last birthday cake:
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    Yoda - The one night stands kid watching me steal his lunchable on my way out Memes & Things
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    Text - REI tilthat TIL NASA's plan to dispose of corpses in space is to freeze them in the airlock and then violently shake the body with a robotic arm until it turns to space dust. via reddit.com itsthemooooo0o0oon #bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler 254 notes what the actual fuck
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    Text - h2 megapope first we got no shave november, then no nut november... by 2050 various other november-based viral self-control challenges such as "robevember" (wearing only robes for the month of november) will result in a fairly large number of young men accidentally living the life of an orthodox monk for a month out of the year 16,082 notes
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    Play - not exactly sure what happened in my living room.. but I feel this is the proper time to talk about DUI
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    Text - probablybadrpgideas The party is all half human half other races looking for their shared human parent. robanilla Change your url op generic-goblin Human Bard when he sees his gaggle of bastards stumbling into the tavern: Source: probablybadrpgideas
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    Cowboy hat - Me: I hate country music Dolly Parton: "Jolene..." Me:
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    Text - 2 r/AskReddit Posted by u/sithwonder • 22h NSFW What's a NSFW fun fact? Discussion 10,5k Share 28,3k BEST COMMENTS V ratearther • 14h 1 Award Romania has searched for more Scooby-Doo porn than any other country Reply 9,1k CatJongUn • 12h A S 3 Awards Not if I can help it. I'm gonna single-handedly make America great again 6,4k
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    Facial expression - "I like to use my victims as fertilizer to grow small plants, which I then send to the victim's family as a condolence present. Most people neglect potted plants they receive as gifts. So, in a way, it's like they're letting their children die all over again."
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    Text - iztarshi The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull. Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage. A rue-nightly Can you even imagine life in a world with this flavour of griffins? Instead of some magestic lion/eagle soaring through the skies deep in the untouched wilds you'd be stuck trying to drive a racoon/crow, a creature that would fight God for half a bagel, from your garbage bin with only a broom and an oven mitt to defend yourself
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    Text - wet-monsoon part of me believes that if you have a weird kink, it's tolerable as long as it isn't like... absolutely disgusting/harmful... but then again, i was just contacted by the notorious Deviantart White Bread Fetish guy who wanted me to draw a plump rich blonde blue-eyed white woman with huge titties stuffing her shopping cart full of white bread and i do have to wonder... how much? how much am i willing to tolerate? at what point do i just give up? ishipmyotp I'm sorry the who now
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    Cartoon - 17 Buzz Cuts That Will Convince You to Shave Your Head follow Gudamemes what you have done has made God very unhappy
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    Organism - Tweet ta gabby Retweeted manders soo, nightmare @lilmanderssss me being the big spoon A @catsu 10/10/18, 12:55 PM from Blacksburg, VA 240 Retweets 659 Likes
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    Text - socialnetworkhell I want to see them do an episode of The Price is Right with ultra rich people I want to see Mitt Romney try to tell me what he thinks the price of dish soap is qglas Omean, Its one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
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    Text - i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults: adjective + curse word + noun no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin i fail to understand how you've become such a reprehensible fuck waffle get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite • maybe if you weren't such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here i see no one has reblogg
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    Text - Google autocomplete results: "Why is [state] so.." liberal cliberal white cold cold cold cold expensive good smart expensive cold small haunted windy haunted -bad boring democratic boring rich important repub- lican conservative Spoor strict fit flat poor cheap racist poor backwards hot poor republican poor poor good big racist expensive expensive as of January 2014 liberal corrupt hot republican mormon empty expensive
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    Vehicle - iguanal: PUT THAT SHIT INTO OGREDRIVE
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    Text - one-time-i-dreamt I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, "Oh, we're trying to scare them out of there," and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit. elliewilliams please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them
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    Text - Roses are red So is my lawnmower WORLD NEWS DAILY REPORT Where facts don't mafter ELDERLY COUPLE ACCIDENTALLY BURNS HOUSE DOWN DURING SEX GAME INVOLVING WW2 FLAMETHROWER II
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    Text - libertybill S wizardofthepinkwall Follow fangirlnado my boyfriend is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for? who's your contact???“ while repeatedly pushing a glass under water at least he's having fun??? 3,574 notes
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    Photo caption - When you're drunk in the back of a cab and the driver asks you for directions Poland.
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    Animated cartoon - The Crackhead at my gas station pump Me giving him a magical quest Sp Adobe Spark
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    Fun - Girls: I can't wait to go to Florida and see the Everglades! Boys:
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    Text - catchymemes r/AskReddit Posted by u/rudsfromithaca • 4h NSFW People who watch security cameras for a living, what creepy things have you tried to forget? Discussion 1.6k Share 460 Y BEST COMMENTS Nissir • 2h Was a security coordinator for a large electric company and had access to like 80+ facility's CCTV infrastructures. Was doing maintenance check on some random train station at like 3 AM, panned a camera as far to the right as possible to check that it was functioning, and this dude wa
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    Face - mono sinpatico a donde ira @enfadasion boomerang aang
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    Text - Picaresque Thomson l @Mianmath83 "They're so wimpy. Ducks don't even have teeth. " "Neither do hockey players." 7:45 PM · 11/29/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - adzolotl you call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture sailor--spoon Sir l'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
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    Text - donni saphire Follow @donni Shoot for the Moon. Stab for the stars. Poison the Sun. It's time to kill space 10:56 PM - 10 Mar 2019 3,772 Retweets 13,600 Likes 17 3.8K 52 14K Tweet your reply donni saphire @donni · Mar 10 Space started it. Let's finish it t3 37 O 443
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    Adaptation - Me: *finally takes my schizophrenia medication* My homie Jerome:
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    Dish - krafteasymac How Many Of These Foods Can You Identify? 68. What is this loose meat in a tomato sauce on a bun called? Sloppy Joe Messy Mike Dirty Andy Filthy Kevin delithot me n the boys Source: krafteasymac
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    Text - LANE trans-hank-hill Deactivated This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications. The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes. There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear. nunown that bear is naked 261.149 notes
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    Crab - the immediate and jarring plot twist here has me shook Austin Statesman O @statesman These crabs can grow up to 3 feet, but did they eat Amelia Earhart? atxne.ws/2joOzp7
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    Sitting - You've heard of Elf on a Shelf. Now get ready for
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    Text - the library haunter @SketchesbyBoze saying you were a c-section baby: • boring conversation-killer saying "I was from my mother's womb untimely ripp'd": dramatic metal as hel • can defeat Macbeth in single combat, as the prophecy foretold 9:45 AM · 10/13/19 · Twitter Web App
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    Plant - beetledrink FT & IN 4 25FT FT &IN 4 25FT 6%%%4%% % %4%5%%% %%%%% | %%%%5 INCHES INCHES Slimka'y this is what a hobbit would mug you with anotherscreamingfangirl not idly do the leaves of lorien cut a bitch ceescedasticity Yeah, this is what an elf would mug you with - a Noldor would have made it themselves, probably, but it'd suit Sindar Aesthetic all right, too. A hobbit would mug you with a brick in a sock, probably. bramblepatch Please, a hobbit would mug you with a brick in a potato
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    Text - Zedtown ZEDICWN 1 hr Tickets are sold out! Just a couple of important points to remember about your Blasters: 1) Blasters have to be brightly coloured. 2) Blasters have to have an orange tip. And that's about all the rules! Just keep it safe, fair and fun. Cheers! I Comment e Like hey is my blaster ok? Like Reply 30 mins Zedtown Pretty cool, but it needs to be brightly coloured and have an orange tip. Like Reply 30 mins hey waht about minee? Like Reply 29 mins Zedtown Again, cool - but ne
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    Text - huffylemon im jocelyn @guldeuxchats Follow birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it, lets go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die 3:55 PM- 21 Oct 2017 9,108 Retweets 27,373 Likes copperbadge I laughed suddenly and loudly in my cubicle at work.
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    Text - ysera beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it's awesome daredevans shrek ysera never mind post cancelled Source: ysera 192,259 notes
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    Text - Dee @figgled It's kinda fucked that musicians eat sandwiches by placing them inside trombones and honking them into each other's mouths 18/4/17, 12:32 pm skirtsuit-angel this is an example of defamiliarization, where something totally normal, conventional, and ordinary - like honkwiching - is taken and described as something that sounds weird and foreign Source: memewhore
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    Food - MMember's Mark. Tone's Chopped Toenails Serving Suggestions Great on Pizza, add extra crunch to any dish NET WT PESO NETO 50 02 (3.12 LB) 1.41 kg Does not contain nuts greupsucopn
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    Text - Ben Rosen @ben_rosen UNCLE: I say this every year but- ME: not this again MOM: we're NOT talking politics this thanksgiving UNCLE: without luigi there is no waluigi, therefore he is responsible for waluigi's many sins ME: ARE YOU SAYING WALUIGI HAS NO FREE WILL UNCLE: I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID
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    Speech - Nobody: Kanye West:
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    Movie - ohhellosugárcumble ohhellosugår Eumble People always ask me how I pronounce my name, Gold-bloom or Gold-bluhm. ohhellosugarttumbir ohhellosugarntumbir I always tell them the same thing: How dare you speak to me.
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts A buttload of dildos is only one dildo. elleandtheoubliette thats quitter talk my friend
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    Text - davidlieberman really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb davidlieberman looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him zvaigzdelasas Hey op any updates? zvaigzdelasas Hey op?
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    Text - Monica Lewinsky @Monicalewinsky @electorotting I'm willing to take one for team and give Trump a blowjob in the oval office. Apparently that's the only thing that can convince Republicans to impeach. 6:06 PM 03 Oct 19 Twitter for Android
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    Wheel - BURGER KING Burger King Moldova @bk_moldova Seguir People in animal suit will NOT BE TOLERATED at are stores. Go to other restaurant beast man no furman in burger king moldova
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    Text - 6-phds-and-no-sense sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn't have at least one weird secret shrine in it 6-phds-and-no-sense new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys? me: dONn't touch those new guy: me: they need the toys to function. if they don't all have toys they get jealous. new guy: new guy: me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it
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    Food - Boy awakes from coma addicted to cheese and swearing He was screaming F'ck, bastard, sh't and eating a whole wheel of cheese dorkenergy this ain't me on Sundays
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