These Sassy Business Cards Say Things More Accurately Than a Conversation Ever Could

Do you ever have a situation come up when meeting people so often that you wish you could just hand out business cards and be done with it? These people actually had those cards made.

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Speeding Up The Process

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Everyone Needs This Business Card Sometimes

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These Business Cards Were the Only Logical Choice

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When Corporate People Insist on Using Their Extended Titles

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Being Pikachu is Serious Business

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Thank You For Noticing, This is Your Reward

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Business Cards Are Always Useful

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That's His Official Title

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What You Really Want Your Business Card to Say

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