Daily Top Ten White People Tweets (December 25, 2019)

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Dec 27, 2019 11:08 AM EST

Add in some extra joy into your life with yesterday's tweets for your daily dose of funny. 

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  • 01
    Text - Jordan_Morris @Jordan_Morris I'm sick of these libs telling mel can't say "Happy Honda Days" because I might offend someone who celebrates Toyotathon. So, I guess l'm supposed to wish everyone a "Happy Winter Car Sale"?
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Nick Parker Follow @NickParkerMusic me before showering: i don't want to shower me once in the shower: i live here now 6:53 PM - 9 Nov 2017 44 Retweets 280 Likes
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - EDM YOUNG TATTED TSUNAMI @Bin4hunnid Shopping at Target be like $3.55 $2.25 $3.04 $4.21 $1.10 $1.50 Total: 376.95
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Deyanna Diedrich @DeyannaDiedrich My ex from highschool followed my new dog's Instagram account and dm'ed her "I don't like your mom" LMAO IM DYING
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Lil Uzi Horizont @themeredith It's like I want to lose 30lbs and have a flat stomach but good god at what cost? Eating right? Exercising? Absurd.
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Cydni Beer @cydbeer My husband called on his way home from work to ask if I wanted a cheeseburger. I said I didn't, I would just have one bite of his. He brought me home my own cheeseburger and I think this is why our marriage has lasted over 14 years now.
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - rudy mustang @rudy_mustang Me: the eagles won last night Co worker: oh did you watch the game Me: *covered in blood and scratches* what game 2/5/18, 6:04 AM
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Bill Dixon @BillDixonish The nicer the house, the harder to find the kitchen trash can.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Her: remember Jimmy Neutron? Me: yeah, butI haven't seen it in years Her: what was the super hero the nerdy kid loved? Me: ultra lord, and his name was Sheen Her: yes, thank you. When's my birthday? Me: Her: when's my birthday Kyle Me: Me: happy b- Her: it was yesterday
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Hanna Dickinson @hansdickie I jokingly reminded my grandpa that we were the only single people in the family and he seriously reminded me that's only because his wife died. 7:10 PM · 23 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 7,085 Retweets 134K Likes
    via Reddit

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