Fifty-Five Witchy Memes To Spellbind You

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Dec 28, 2019 9:08 PM EST

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  • 01
    Text - Present ideas for a witch: - Get them an empty jar - Get them an empty box - Get them an empty book - Get them unscented candles - Get them a shiny thing - Get them a different empty jar Posted in r/WitchesVsPatriarchy O reddit
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 02
    Text - scream so that one day a hundred years from now another sister will not have to dry her tears wondering where in history she lost her voice. - jasmin kaur
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 03
    Cartoon - i love my cat because he i love my cat because he eats doesnt mind that i smell the mice so i of fish dont have to anymore why i love my cat i love my cat because his i love my cat because she ate my son so now she is warming smile takes away the pain of life my son
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 04
    Vertebrate - SOMETIMES I COOK WITH HATE JUST TO SEE IF PEOPLE NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE made on imgur
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 05
    White - skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now gone
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 06
    Cat - He doesn't protecc He doesn't attacc But most importantly. He constantly meow for additional snacc
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 07
    Cartoon - S un @sunnynacia movie idea : it's mamma mia except it's set in the forest and everyone is a witch and it's fleetwood mac songs instead of abba 666
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Poster - I TAUGHT THESE WITCHES SOME DAMNED SPELLS WITCHES LOVE DAMNED SPELLS MemeCenterae memecenter.com
    via Reddit
  • 09
    White - HEY... YOU ALRIGHT? I'M RABID. FOR TIDDIES BY SIMKAYE
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 10
    Photo caption - IM OVER HERE NOW BITCH HOW DID YOU GET ON THAT SIDE OF THE MEME H.
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 11
    Text - sickjacket the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption"is this u" on all of them
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 12
    Cartoon
    via Reddit
  • 13
    Text - WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN... JUST THINK OF ALL THE GOOD A TACO. THINGS IN LIFE. MULTIPLE TACOS. THAT'S ONE. YOU'RE DOING IT! poorlydrawnlines.com
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 14
    Illustration - MAY YOUR DEMONS SLUMBER AND YOUR WINE GLASS BE FULL SEASON'S GREETINGS WOLFSKULLJACK
    via Reddit
  • 15
    Text - Don't speak negatively about yourself, even as a joke. Your body doesn't know the difference. Words are energy and cast spells, that's why it's called spelling. Change the way you speak about yourself and you can change your life. What you're not changing, you're also choosing.
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 16
    Cartoon - daily-bad-jokes What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broom-mates! definitelynotbritish lesbians TEABAG
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 17
    Text - TURNS OUT MY LIFE PURPOSE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AS SMALL AND SILENT AND ACCOMMODATING AND CONVENIENT AS POSSIBLE.
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 18
    Text - Who was happily looking for a soulmate, but feels like they ended up with a degree in psychology, specialising in narcissistic personality disorder? I TheMindsJournal 1.4 THE MINDS JOURNAL
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 19
    Text - Men aren't idiots. Well, they are but let's pretend they're not. They know when they've hurt you. Most of what he does to you, he wouldn't do to his own friends. Stop rationalizing his behavior. A man who loves you will do anything to make you happy.
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 20
    Cat - CATMAN {'M justin it For the pussy.
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 21
    Text - Which is the hardest for you to say: 1. I love you 2. I was wrong, I'm sorry 3. I need help 4. Worcestershire Sauce 5. I appreciate you
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 22
    Animal figure - forbidden cats
    via Imgur
  • 23
    Text - CAT I'M A KITTY CAT AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE AND I DANCE DANCE DANCE
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 24
    Text - faeriesfang I am a simple person. All I want is to wear ugly knit sweaters and walk in the forest. Maybe touch some moss. Toss some pebbles into a stream. Wear some leaves in my hair. Carve runes into stumps. Commune with the spirits I sought out. Wake ancient and feral magic. Lose all contact with civilization. Forget human speech. Turn into a local legend. Every girl's dream. Source: faeriesfang
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 25
    Text - Doth @DothTheDoth Give her what she really wants this holiday season: equal pay & an ancient hell wolf.
    via Reddit
  • 26
    Text - TIL the Welsh word Hireath means to have a homesickness or to long for something, someone, or somewhere that may not have existed or no longer exist and there's no English equivalent.
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 27
    Font - openings anal chocolates a 1////
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 28
    T-shirt - CRAFTS WITCH
    via Reddit
  • 29
    Text - iamhannalashay Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh amorphousursa So did Eve and look where that got her teawitch I don't know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. the-last-hair-bender Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.
    via Reddit
  • 30
    Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt ম When it comes to gifts, I'm easy to buy for. I want what every woman wants: a domesticated raccoon that is willing to assist me with petty crimes. 20:52 · 11/7/19 · Twitter for Android 1,432 Retweets 6,338 Likes
    via Reddit
  • 31
    Text - vanessa @hellahellish i'm bi and a witch, you could say i'm a bitch 12:20 PM · 06 Nov 18 48.1K Retweets 170K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 32
    Text - Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house" important lesson 6:20 PM · 11/11/19 - Twitter Web App 6,198 Retweets 34.3K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 33
    Rock - C C.zip
    via Reddit
  • 34
    Text - NIHILISTS DO IT FOR NOTHING
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 35
    White - TI'M HOME GIVE AFFECTION !! -ME seebangnow
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 36
    Cat - 10.00%*
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 37
    Games - Diabolical kitty about to take over the world! Fisk Risk
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 38
    Product - Thad no idea you could buy this, I've been just using alcohol Void fill Excellent cuntioning protection for your goods Light, hygienic & reusable 160M aradable Suitable for composts
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 39
    Text - if you ask a coworker "how are you" and they say "well, im here" that loosely translates to "i need you to push me off the roof. we can make it look like an accident. if i die, im finally free. if i live, we'll sue this place and split the money. please for the love of god help m
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 40
    Text - no is a necessary magic no draws a circle around you with chalk and says i have given enough - boundaries
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 41
    Red - Of Course women dont Work as hard as men they do it right the first time.
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 42
    Text - When it is time for something new, you will feel it. You will feel a desire to let go, to shed layers, to move, to re-create. You will know because there will be subtle shifts all around you. You will release the old because you are really clearing the path for what's ahead. Trust this process. Know that life does not take from us anything unless there is something else imminently awaiting its replacement. - BRIANNA WIEST e MOONOMENS
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 43
    Text - t3 You Retweeted @poeta... · 2019-05-02 v Astro Poets No what I really want to know Before you open that mouth again Should we completely dip the rat in oil Before we eat it eat it Should we completely Dip the rat in oil Before we eat it Dorothea Lasky, Aries t790 887 9.
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 44
    Text - When a demon comes to take your unfit soul but y'all end up having a lot in common
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 45
    Dog
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 46
    Text - Jess Zeidman @jzeidz You were "gifted & talented" in elementary school, choose your path: anxiety depression fear of failure that plagues your every decision intense guilt that you'll never live up to your earlier potential good at crossword puzzles all of the above 12:04 PM · 1/31/19 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 47
    Text - 12-day-old goat stolen during snuggle event on Vancouver Island THE CANADIAN PRESS LADYSMITH, B.C.-The owners of a Vancouver Island farm say one of their baby goats was stolen during an event
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 48
    Cartoon - You ARE ASSHOLE I AM BABY
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 49
    Protest - A MAN WITA NOTHING AINT LOT NOTHINE TO LONE L0DE. SWEET
    via Phone dump (mostly cat/witch stuff, some OC)
  • 50
    Text - 5,000-year-old prosthetic eye made from a mixture of natural tar and animal fat. This incredible object was found near the city of Zabol in Iran. The world's earliest prosthetic eye, which was once painted gold, was worn by an ancient priestess who stood 6' tall. #goldeneye 4:45 AM - 14 Oct 2018 9,023 Retweets 27,306 Likes twilightsparklesharem And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fu g GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.
    via Imgur
  • 51
    Text - A Spell of Peaceful Calm Cast this spell when you are feeling stressed. You will need: 1. Some rocks 2. A cloudless night Directions: 1. Go outside 2. YELL AT THE MOON 3. Shake fists your 4. YELL SOME MORE 5. Hurl rocks skyward 6. Shout "FU OFF SPACE EGG" 7. Repeat until dawn
    via Imgur
  • 52
    Text - boomers: "you'll become more conservative in your 30s" 38 yr old me: [mumbles in mud and rock language]
    via Reddit
  • 53
    Text - jessandthisbe Other Witches: "You can't put those two stones next to each other. They'll cancel each other out." Me: puts every rock I own together in a single bowl Me: "Take care of each other in there."
    via Reddit
  • 54
    Text - Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I kno
    via Reddit
  • 55
    Text - Text - generalgrievousdatingsim what i REALLY want to do is knit my friends chunky wool sweaters in ugly patterns and send them jars of homemade jam and lavender honey and sugar-crusted shortbread wrapped in brown paper tied up with knotted twine and handwrite them letters on thick yellowish paper infused with dried wildflowers i picked and pressed myself but noo000 i have to "study" and "work" so that i can earn "money" and pay "bills", fu all life.
    via Reddit

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