Fifty-Five Funny Memes To Distract You From Life

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 27, 2019 9:08 PM EST

A modest offering of memes to escape from reality. And here's another batch to help you kill time.

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  • 01
    Movie - ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY USE SUPER GLUE WITHOUT STICKING HIS OWN FINGERS
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 02
    Cat - What kind of duck is this?
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 03
    Cat - My cat wakes me up every morning. This morning I woke her up:
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 04
    Red
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  • 05
    Text - clancy @minecraftkid702 Which would you rather do? Light your balls on fire 85% Listen to Cardi B 15% 305 votes · 16 hours 35 minutes left 11:50 PM · 11/6/19 · Twitter for iPhone I love democracy.
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 06
    Music - A person: "to be fair." Letterkenny fans: TO BE FAAAAAAAAIIIMIRRRRRRR
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 07
    Footwear - NO *59% 8:40 VIRGIN I know you believe you've seen the worst shoes ever, but no. You haven't.
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 08
    Cartoon - Epstein's final moments. 2019 colorized
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 09
    Yoda - I will not apologize for putting Buscemi eyes on Baby Yoda @bill.browning
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 10
    Sky - It, when it do People not thinking that it be like it is
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 11
    Cat - omg emma stone looks so beautiful
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 12
    Photography - "Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life" Police
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 13
    Text - Therapist: "And what do we tell ourselves when we feel like jumping out a window?" Me: "Yeet." Therapist: "no"
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 14
    Text - sugahoped are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself ivan-fyodorovich what are you the coping mechanism police or something
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 15
    Text - Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time? Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value* Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule* Me: *never exercises ever* Me: I just don't get it
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 16
    Text - Ifmy life had a theme song. gradually becomes a disaster
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 17
    Hair - Cop crouches down Behind my truck In the middle of a Shootout
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 18
    Rat - me whenever someone says something slightly nice to me Unusually repulsive cat startled by a gesture of affection
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 19
    Text - Youtube Soviet Russia Likes Red Likes Red Doesn't allow Doesn't allow negative opinion negative opinion Massive overlord Massive overlord (Stalin) (Susan) Doesn't care about Doesn't care about viewers citizens Forces Forces propoganda on citizens propoganda on viewers
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 20
    Organism - DM: YOU ARE HIT BY A SINGLE GOBLIN WIELDING NOTHING BUT A SMALL STONE. YOU TAKE 4 HIT POINTS OF DAMAGE LEVEL 1 WIZARD: My time has come imgfip.com
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 21
    Product - I want to get a brain transplant CHANGE MY MIND
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 22
    Face - When someone is exaggerating a story and you were there
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 23
    Text - DON'T TRANSLATE “ALONG WITH" @boomer.jim TO LATIN
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 24
    Text - If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer.
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 25
    Clip art - lawful good chaotic good neutral good using a bag clip using a bread box using the 'bottle hack' lawful neutral true neutral chaotic neutral reusing the bag clip rubberband twist and tuck lawful evil neutral evil chaotic evil tying a knot just tucking leaving the bag open
    via Imgur
  • 26
    Text - The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 27
    Text - Dad: *Has heartattack* Dad: Call me an ambulance... Son: U...you're an ambulance.. Dad:
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 28
    Text - Me: *shows him meme Him: I've seen it Me: NESTORAN FUKU DEN NGE
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 29
    Motor vehicle - Gamers portrayed by the media in the 2000s Gamers portrayed by the media in 2019
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 30
    Footwear - Nine Ways British Columbia to divide Accuraey License of Plate Motto Time Zones Alcohol Beauliful Brilish Columbia Prince George Craft beer OPacifie Y tho Arlisanal wine Leading Cause of Death Provincial Politics Climate Alberta drivers Rainy in the uinter, эиппy in the зиттet вс мор Riehmond drivers BC Liberals Frozen solid in the winter, literally on fire in the summer BC Greens Votes that aetually malter Second Leading Sküng Place Name Cause of Death Ойgnь Mosily dead Englishmen Mo
    via Imgur
  • 31
    Facial expression - IF YOU WENT CAMPING AND WOKE UP WITH A SORE ASS WOULD YOU TELL ANYBODY? NO WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO CAMPING? imgflip.com
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 32
    Photo caption - @memenurseofficial Me watching the heart monitor hoping it's not really V-tach. My student pretending to read the monitor.
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 33
    Cartoon - when someone calls an anime girl "hot" Calm down son, it's just a drawing.
    via Reddit
  • 34
    Text - waters flavor is its temperature what the fuumie sorry I needed to tell someone what the fuik actually what the f why does that make sense
    via Imgur
  • 35
    Cartoon - I'm in so much pain! OH GOD BUTTHOL!! MY BUTTHOOOLE! MY Oh goodness mr! Please someone help me! Please help my butthole! What can I do to help?! Tony Lazuto Says hello. Incredible. He's carried out 47 hits like this. elder cactus.CoM
    via Imgur
  • 36
    Hair - When the lecturer asks if anyone has any questions, but you just sit there in silence because you don't even know what you don't know
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 37
    Text - Roses are red, My life is neato SEND NODES HAIL SATAN DESPACITO YOUR
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 38
    Photo caption - Gen Z kid: *Develops asthma due to polluted air* Baby boomer who fu the atmosphere: Videogames
    via Reddit
  • 39
    Text - oh I'll suck ur dick better than she ever will ME Firstly: doubt it. Secondly: soft pass Only a soft pass, cause you can't get me hard
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 40
    Rabbit - How To DRAW A RABBIT SHAPES GIRL I'M Too GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN DETAIL SASS FALSEKNEES cOM O2017
    via Imgur
  • 41
    Text - Oops!...I Dad It Again @NewDadNotes Daughter: how do I solve for x? Me: you don't have to solve for x cause x gon give it to ya! Daughter: see what I mean? Teacher: I completely understand why you're failing now.
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 42
    Facial expression - Me calling my best friends to let them know I did the exact opposite of the advice they gave me:
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 43
    Text - Me: You're such a sweet guy. There has to be a catch. Him: No catch! God just brought us together for a reason. Me: Aaand there it is.
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 44
    Adaptation - Me, checking my phone to see who messaged me during my 16 hour depression nap
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 45
    Text - anatoly dyatlov: there is nothing wrong with reactor #4 reactor #4: PUSH CLOCK PUSH HOLD mph- km/h BRAKE
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 46
    Face - SMENDESMANIA I'm cuter Im taller That not even People prefer dogs not giraffe
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 47
    Text - Do you blow your food when it's to hot or do you just hasafashafsas till you can chew it??
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 48
    Text - @btchface_ what's the most dangerous game to play? jamee. @JayWiick "Imma just wake up early and do it then"
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 49
    Transport - When I finish arguing and I hear the person mumbling
    via Another phone dump (7)
  • 50
    Text - MY ENTIRE LIFE CAN BE SUMMED UP IN ONE SENTENCE.. "WELL THAT DIDN'T FLG GO AS PLANNED."
    via Imgur
  • 51
    Text - hey it's hu @weirdcities hi i have a question for vfx artists what the f is going on this year 6:52 AM · 19 Jul 19 · Twitter for iPhone <>
    via Imgur
  • 52
    Cartoon - BECOMING AN ADULT IS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST THING YOU COULD EVER DO!
    via Imgur
  • 53
    Head - The first time The 100th time you read the Šilmarillion you read the Šilmarillion
    via Imgur
  • 54
    Facial expression - Things to say that will always start a fight CAVE Jazz is just an excuse to play wrong notes CAVE
    via Imgur
  • 55
    Text - Be assertivel Not insertivell emilyofthepen: They get away with so much stuff on this show
    via Reddit

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