28 Funny Meme Dump For Days

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    Text - When you walk through the doors at work pretending you didn't spend the last hour and a half crying in the parking lot @thewrongimpression
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    Job - "Thanks for coming in! Are you ready to answer a bunch of questions that have no relevance to your skills or ability to do this job?" @StupidResumes
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    Product - Me: It'll be easy to lose a few pounds. I've just got to stay away from fatty foods. Stuff with butter in it: Hi. Me: Yes, Daddy?
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    White - www C. CASSANDRA
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    Text - Being asked if you want to see your bank balance before you withdraw cash is like being asked if you want to be weighed before your takeaway arrives.
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    Cartoon - Signs that you're Winnie the Pooh fO/ProudĐisnerds You're bad at Cxercising You love to slecp You're kind & friendly towards everyone You're hungry all the time hink FOProud Disnerds hink think. You have a diverSO groupof friends You're very forgetful and slow-
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    Text - Lili Reinhart O @lilireinhart And in the end... the people you end up being closest to are the ones who send you memes while they're on the toilet.
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    Product - Me: “My last relationship was such an emotional rollercoaster, I think I'll stay single for a while" Random cute guy: "Hi" Me: @nottobpretty
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    Text - Me first minute running vs second minute running
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    Radiology - When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
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    Text - Caroline Siede Follow @CarolineSiede I would recommend avoiding any boxes of Turkish Delight Melania tries to offer you. 3:46PM-27 Nov 2017
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    Photo caption - THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THOSE WHO THINK DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE AND THOSE WHO ARE WRONG
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    Tree - My mom let me decorate the Christmas tree so l put up the only star that matters @dabmoms
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    People - When your favorite Starbucks gets overtaken by seasonal employees ife What kind of idiots do you have working here?
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    Selfie - @stayloqui Every mom on Christmas while you opening up that gift they swore they wasn't getting you
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    Photo caption - CHRISTMAS MAY NOT COME EARLY BUT YOU WILL
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    Tree - balalaikaboss: ejacutastic: | I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL Stop says the red light, go says the green Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
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    Text - r/meirl Posted by u/igatt • 10h • i.redd.it + JOIN me_irl Memes sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x
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    Text - TOP DEFINITION Brexiting Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around. F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving. G: Apparently he's brexiting.
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    Text - Fun Fact! Bees like flowers, which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she is a bunch of bees in disguise. Nice try, bee swarm, you're dumped.
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    Text - pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say “house- wife" or "house-husband" when "House-spouse" is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it 'spooze' in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!! Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
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    Font - Ryan Reynolds May 17 · Facebook Creator · Coincidentally, I ran into Hugh Jackman at his coffee shop after I followed him there. MARRETFD AKE EVERM CUP C
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    Text - [Footlocker marketing meeting] "Make the woman sexily eat a shoe" Err, what? "The man should use the shoe as a telephone" Are you OK? Lecker
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    Text - sloane (sipih... O · Aug 9, 2018 danny devito isn't going to die he's just going to keep getting smaller and more dense until he finally collapses into a blackhole and swallows the earth 17 43K 219K 1 355
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    Text - You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for CANNMICIL NEITIR Roman emperor in a lower temperature by-grace-of-god ..Caesar in the freezer ..Ruler in the cooler ...Julius in the coolius
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    Text - hungwy can not pick this burrito up bc its heavy and im scared it'll bust a fat burrito nut if i lift it so its positioned like a meat obelisk for me to deepthroat allimaginedandallconceivable Everything about this statement turned me on..... hungwy Would you like to publically role play sex about it?
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    Text - Xemptful @Xemptful So the small intestine is like 20 feet long. Does that mean I could use it as a rope and swing on it? But that begs an even bigger question: what's the tensile strength of my intestines?

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