Top 10 White People Tweets (Jan 1, 2020)

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Jan 2, 2020 9:08 PM EST

Catch these white people tweets from the other day here for some good laughs. 

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  • 01
    Text - C.. Wife: It's like every man on earth has to share one brain Me: [can't think of a good comeback because it's not my turn to use the brain]
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - tomsauced @trojansauce BOSS: tell me about susanne ME: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away BOSS: you're a zoo keeper none of them should get away
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine They say white people don't have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there's no way we appropriated that from anyone else.
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - sassy sunflower @amandaasette I find airports so relaxing and comforting. Some people are sleeping, some are working, some throwing back shots at 9am. No judgment everyone's just vibing
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Justin Miller @justinmilleresq Have you ever created an amazing #Excel spreadsheet, but then been disappointed because none of your friends or family cares? #AskingForAFriend
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Gutter Punk Disney Princess @JustJoeyJoeyJo My Netflix prank show idea: Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them. 408K 5:17 PM - Jun 15, 2019
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - Son of Dad @ThugRaccoons Signs you're a man: *has a massive heart attack* It's nothing, really. I'm fine. *catches a cold* Gather 'round children. My time is drawing nigh.
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Cartoon - Hannah K. Allen @hannahallenphd The @NewYorker has captured the internet in a single cartoon. J.A.K. "Let me interrupt your expertise with my confidence.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Post-Culture Review @PostCultRev We need to stop giving serial killers cool names like "The Night Stalker" or "The Green River Killer." We should remove the mystique, make it sound less appealing. "The Micropenis Maniac." "Bobby Dipshit, the Stupid Murderer." 7:23 AM 7/23/19
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Vivian @suchnerve single introverts be like "if it's meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room" 8:37 AM 26 Dec 19 · Tweetbot for iOS 251 Retweets 1,101 Likes
    via Reddit

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