Comedy Gold From The Antiques Roadshow

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mattstaff
Dec 27, 2020 7:00 PM EST

Shoutout to @KeatonPatti for the beautiful work on the captions with these various treasures from the antiques roadshow. They're absolutely inaccurate, but still seem like they could be on point at the same time. Now that is art. 

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  • 01
    Event - 42 PRINTS& OTO IS, PAINTI DRAWI Coat That If Touched Loses All Value $0-$0 AR
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  • 02
    First Openly Gay Vase $7,000-$10,000 FAR
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  • 03
    Games - Doll That Will Kill Again $600-$700 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 04
    Footwear - First Draft of Air Jordans AR $7,000-$8,000 @KeatonPatti
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  • 05
    Eual World's Worst Umbrella AR $20-$50 @KeatonPatti
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  • 06
    Games - Just Normal Things $5,000-$7,000 AR OKeatonPati
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  • 07
    Hot air balloon - Loud Flower $2,000-$5,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 08
    Musical instrument - * ** INSTRUMENTS Cool Old Lady w/ Sad Kid AR $18,000-$20,000 @KeatonPatti
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  • 09
    Basque rural sports - The First Ever Uber $7,000-$8,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 10
    Metal - Adam & Eve's Pizza Cutters $7,000-$9,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 11
    Photo caption - Swan Just Learning it's a Vase AR $2,000-$4,000 QKeatonPatti
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  • 12
    Speech - JEWELRY Either of These Things $50-$75 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 13
    Bell - Only Photo of The Authentic Taco Bell $22,000-$25,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 14
    Dinosaur - The Worst Owl $18,000-$20,000 AR
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  • 15
    Portrait - I Can't Paint Necks (1885) $2,000-$4,000 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 16
    Musical instrument - Bowl Jesus Threw Up In Twice $40,000-$55,000 FAR
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  • 17
    Headgear - The Worst Thing We Could Find $0.05-$0.06 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 18
    Statue - Sassiest Statue On Earth (You Can't Afford It, Honey) AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 19
    Nose - Oy, Mista! You Me Dad? Doll $40-$70 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 20
    Banner - Prints RS PROTOGRAPHS ... SPORT\ COL CIE TINL Camera Guy We Fired $10-$15 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 21
    Painting - l'll Finish This Later (1973) $400-$800 AR @KeatonPatti
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  • 22
    Pope - Chicken Man's Dress $4,000-$6,000 VAR @KeatonPatti
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  • 23
    World - Statue That Just Found Out It's A Statue $15,000-$20,000 AR
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  • 24
    "Fresh" Lettuce from Subway $0.25-$0.35 TAR QKeatonPatti
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