29 Funny Meme Dump For Days

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    Tournament - OOWIDKUOKEU ETS Amazon 1-click buying This week's paycheck My life savings
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    Fish - SHARKS! By Christian Talbot. Illustrated by Sophie Hudge WHAT IS IT WE CAN SMELL FROM A QUARTER OF A MILE AWAY? BLOOD. NOT TOAST? NO. EUGENE, I THINK I'M HAVING A STROKE.
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    Animated cartoon - SHAGGY THIS ISNT WEED
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    Text - Him: I try to talk and she just mumbles and throws up gang signs Her: *signals* I'm deaf
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    Sporting Group - RELEASE THE CRACK HEN y'all got any more of that rock? Tain't playin
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    Bird - theycantalk.com excuse me, do You know how to get to the...
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    Yellow - We are the brotherhood of steel
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    Text - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that 3/27/16, 4:28 PM 2,947 RETWEETS 6,232 LIKES
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    Text - Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans Me: uh oh someone's under the mistletoe! Raccoon l've cornered in the garage: [hisses angrily] 12/15/17, 3:19 PM 15.2K Retweets 50.7K Likes
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    Head
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    Dastar - are muslims allowed to eat that? i'm sikh o shit man get well soon
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    Text - Owen Ashworth @AdvanceBase My kid just told my wife that before she (my kid) was born, she (my kid) was her (my wife's) tooth fairy when SHE (my wife) was a kid. & now my kid has all of my wife's old baby teeth in HER mouth. We're all feeling pretty fucked up about it. 9:11 PM : 12 Nov 19· Twitter for Android
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    Text - FlannyTM @LiamFlannigan1 Bird at work was born on a leap year and said she's actually only 8 so I called her husband a peedo and she's put a complaint in 10/11/2017, 12:25
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    Face
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    Font - OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!
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    Text - jaboukie @jaboukie how are people out here with no therapy not taking any prescribed or illicit drugs just raw dogging reality 11:36 AM 1/23/19 · Twitter for iPhone 1,543 Retweets 7,541 Likes
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    Text - pietriarchy I feel like everyone worships avocado and I'm struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and l'm all alone in this world the-fit-geek Don't mock my squishy hulk nuts pietriarchy this is the worst thing that could've happened to this post
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    Tortoise - A 140-year-old tortoise wearing her 5-day-old son as a hat Like 33 Twreet G1 Shan
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    Text - Mātt @matttomic It's a good thing we named most of the dinosaurs like a hundred years ago when all we were into was mythology and speaking Latin, if they just learned about dinosaurs now and had to name 100s there'd be a Heckin Chonkosaurus and a Northern Thicc Scaleyboy
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    Text - taylor @taylorcrispi1 mike pence's full name is mechanical pencil
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    Organism - history-and-stuff-and-things nobody: medieval frog defending his child from fire skeleton= i-am-the-third-heat or, telekinetic frog flays local man who doesn't understand personal space 46 771 notes
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    Text - Classic Travis O @travismcelroy I think my favorite part of every flight is during take off when the pilot screams "Bend to my will metal sky bird and take us to the big blueness!" and all the passengers chant "Sky bird! Sky bird!" To convince the plane to take off.
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    Text - darktownboykisser sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container. overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now. starlight-stormsong The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.
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    Text - remember Movies: by rich people, for poor people Opera: by rich people, for rich people Theater: by poor people, for rich people Memes: by poor people, for poor people Memes are the gateway to the liberation of the masses
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    Text - tell me to write my dissertation @serhawke Sex is cool but have you ever stood in your kitchen shovelling shredded mozzarella into your mouth straight from the bag like a goblin who's just escaped after being held captive underground for 47 years and broken into a store that specifically only sells bags of shredded cheese
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    Product - Roomie Today 3:10 PM why is this in our bathroom it's a menstruation crustacean station! please move out
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    Text - DARC LIKE DUSS'E @iDont Cheat they offered you $80hr to clean the cemetery alone 10pm-5am..Yall taking the job? Kevin ON Hard Summer @Codeinekev so $80/hr? You gmfu thinking imma refuse that. Shit Im making sure each one of those tombs are spotless with the finest holy water. Annabelle tryna visit her friend? Aisle 6 row 3 bro. Might get haunted but im leaving each shift in a Bentley with Casper and his homies in the back.
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    Text - maura quint @behindyourback have we checked all food to see if exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn
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    Text - one_of_sjins_fans • 32m La croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad then burped into your water bottle

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