Secret Santa Gift Traumatizes Guy's Niece

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mattstaff
Jan 9, 2020 4:00 PM EST

Oh, this is too good. We can't blame the niece for getting all kinds of creeped out by this deeply unsettling doll. Looks like it walked right out of the underworld!

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    Text - Hang on...was this from you?? We need to talk about this present.
    via Eatthedead
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    Text - Yes! That one is the one Um... It's supposed to be scary. Too scary? Bad? Doesn't work? We have my 5 year old niece visiting for Christmas. I love her but she is driving me up a f*#*g wall.
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    Text - She insisted on helping me open the box. When she saw what was inside, she screamed and hid. She has no concept of boundaries and raids my room when I am at work and terrorizes my dogs. The doll is now next to my door and every time my niece gets close it goes off and scares the shit out of her. BWAHAHAHАНА You have traumatized her. I love it. Best room guard ever.
    via Eatthedead
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    Text - OMG! DYING Thank you so much for all the laughter and future therapy bills. I am really happy that you like it Its beautiful! And I love it. That's awesome. Well Merry scary Christmas Curious, what sound does it make? Does it talk. Lol
    via Eatthedead
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    Text - It totally talks. It keeps asking things like "why dont you play with me any more?" And "why did you leave me under the bed for so long." So much therapy. Haha. Sorry Not sorry. It's a beautiful thing.
    via Eatthedead
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    In case anyone's wondering, this is the monstrous doll in action.

    via Costumes.com.au

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