Soldier On Tinder Finds "Love" He Was Looking For

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    Text - Monday 02:39 Can you solve a Rubix cube in under 12 seconds? Try 9 seconds Personal record Psh Try not solving it at all
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    Text - Why not T ISUCK I swallow Care to demonstrate?
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    Text - I'm a vegetarian I'm 100% organic Respect to the troops You pay my salary so technically you own me So you finna get drafted? Nah I'm in so l'm just gonna go sent over there anyway Need a wife before I go
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    Text - As long as I get the money When I die that's a huge life insurance payment And the government will pay child support for the baby And the house payment When's the wedding? When's the earliest we can get rings and get one arranged?
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    Text - Days baby By Thursday? Yes of course Wonderful. I cant wait to spend two weeks with you and get ready for the kids, and get sent to my inevitable death It'll be hard without you But we'll make do
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    Text - I'll do my best to make it back Can I have a picture to carry in my helmet to look at? Of what? This fat ass? Anything to remind me what I'm fight for Also it's phat
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    Product - Whatever you say I'll be sure to look at it before running into battle Don't get distracted while fighting for our country Gonna be hard with cake on the mind Stay strong solider
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    Text - For you, mí amor Monday 10:38 Awww so sweet Monday 15:27 I'm basically the best soldier alive* I can tell Monday 23:05 But here's a real question for the future wife
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    Text - Monday 23:56 What's that Snap? Type a message... GIF

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