Forty-Three Memes To Distract You From Work

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andcallmeshirley
May 31, 2020 5:38 PM EDT

If these aren't to your liking how about some Star Wars memes for the force sensitive? 

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    Text - Sometimes I feel like I'm nothing. Hey! Nothing really matters Nothing really EL matters to seebangnow
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    Text - Karl Smallwood 2 hours ago 13 While playing Rollercoaster Tycoon one time, I remember that I was tasked with the mission of getting a higher approval rating than the park next door. Rather than make my park better, I instead built a rollercoaster that launched people at 100mph into my rival's park. Since technically those people died in my rival's park, their approval rating would plummet and people would rush to my park and straight onto my deathcoaster, which only caused their rating to
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    Text - dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch doctor: you need to eat healthy me: no doctor: the last patient who didn't change their diet after i suggested it died me: oh my goodness doctor: in a plane crash me: that sounds unrelated doctor: i'm the one that crashed it. do not disobey me.
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    White - My EYES ARE (HEY DOWN HERE
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    Text - sacjmc • 3h O1 CheeseCycle • 3h 01 My daughter's current boyfriend. They have been together for a few years and he seems to be turning into a good man. My daughter, while I love her more than life itself, has a bit of an attitude issue. She can be a real sometimes. He has a way of calming her down when she gets riled up, hence he has earn d the title of "the bi I whisperer". Reply 3.6k
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    Uniform - Being tired all the time Hungry but no appetite Me Random pain Not knowing why you feel frustrated A-35 Śleeping Dike s
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    Text - penfairy Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour... how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you'd have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don't deserve it... and on top of that you get the priest preaching "love thy neighbour" from the pulpit, I think not, l'll no
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    Cat - Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport
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    Text - snorelaks yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed *rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on* lied the swag never stops If
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    Text - Sharpie. To highlight keywords Sharple Shanpie To highlight my day you prismaticponytails@tumblr
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    Text - a averagefairy when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and land they dont even youre like OW F care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job thadeeliv this is why i keep my skin closed at all times. averagefairy you... you what
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    Text - Dakota Hiles @Hakota_Diles me- let's not get political tonight did me, after 1 beer- what the f nickelback do to anybody
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    Cartoon - When you single- handedly bring the class average down 7% Applaud my supreme power!
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    Text - Notifications Your CPU temperature has exceeded 8125°C Prolonged use at this tepperature may shorten the CPU's lifespan. Microsoft.ExplorerNotification. {48996002-9B03-BFA2-7F54-88989AD54EZ1} Sun / Surface temperature 5,505°C
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    Carriage - When u take an Uber instead of walking three blocks. ASEIGB
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    Cartoon - YLAD THE IMPALER DISCOVERS MARSHMALLOWS WELL THESE ARE F GREAT
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    Line art - For helping me with my geometry homework, I'll grant the both H WISH HE HAD TASTE BUDS IN HIS ASSHOLE! What do yo of you ONE WISH. 00 00 It is done. (00 JHENCE (30
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    Sign - BAN PRE-SHREDDED CHEESE MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN Walingfordsign.com f
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    Font - * O 31 22% 0 8:40 PM I love optical illusions! Close one eye, tilt your phone and look from the charger hole
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    Text - kay pinned @kutmylip guys guys look hehe... twenty one Ttlots 9:56 PM · 2019-06-20 · Twitter Web App 1,368 Retweets 5,037 Likes
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    Text - pancakeke me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :) GPS: what the F did you do Source : pancakeke 4 315 notes
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    Face - My tupperware for the rest of their life after eating something with tomato sauce in it Y 1X
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    Cartoon - "Yo-you see that Morty? Everything the light touches urrrrrrppp isn't yours, | Morty." cause you're a piece of s
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    Text - dmajor42: fi yeahorchestra: The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back!" "No need to pani
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    Text - Following Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio You have nice skin. It really holds in all your blood and organs - no leaking or nothing. You look great. Heply 13 Retweet Favorite e More 2,126 FAVORITES 3,320 RETWEETS
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    Text - BrilliantVillain @IntergalacticQ Ever since I found out cats don't meow to other cats, that's just some s they learned to manipulate humans and moews are supposed to mimic infant human cries l'm noticing a lot of fake shit about my cat
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    Cat - this is how lil kids cough @ldasGreatures
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    Text - John Mayer @JohnMayer Shout out to people who text you and apparently throw their phone into a river as soon as they hit send?
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    Dog - When you meet someone for the first time and they start revealing childhood trauma midway through an unrelated discussion I am uncomfortable u/Voidposter AB
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    Facial expression - When you first meet him When you get to know him THAIL
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    Transport - David East @davideastUK he has 70,000 teeth and is infallible. fear him om W! 70,000 can't be TEETH, WRCNG От
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    Cartoon - ostrich THE TALLEST EIRD IN THE WORLD 57 bretheren, mocking them for their genetic inferiority. Big Bird photographs his enslaved
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    Cartoon - Me watching the mail lady struggle carrying the 200 Ib bag of dog food I ordered from Amazon Prime @goodgirl_badtimes
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    Land vehicle - STOP IT! IT HURTS!
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    Text - just in case no one has told you today good morning i believe in you you're doing great nice butt
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    Text - 17 Fro Vo Retweeted Jon @ArfMeasures JOHN LENNON: He wear no shoeshine, he got..toe-jam football, he got..monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: what 10/07/2017, 21:46 16.5K Retweets 46.5K Likes
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    Text - Danny Devito Facts @FactsDevito every time Danny Devito bests someone in combat his body shrinks by 1 inch. he was originally 70 feet tall 7:33 PM · 18 Apr 19 · Twitter for Android
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    Text - You're a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling though space. Fear nothing.
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    Mammal - when the waiter asks if they can take ur plate and u still got fries on there ondpolio
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    Text - Review: "Let me tell you I was bitterly disappointed to learn that this book is, in fact, an instructional guide to the profitable husbandry of ducks as a craft. There is not one sliver of insight about holding ducks accountable for their crimes against humanity, Earth or God." FIRST EDITION. DUCKS: AND, HOW TO MAKE THEM PAY. By W1LLIAM COOK. AYLESBURY DRAKE.
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    Text - LERGEO IS THAT A F PLATE!? OSIMSLOGIC THINKING ABOUT THE DISHWASHER!?
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    Cartoon - smbc-comics.com ENJOYING YOUR MEAT? MURDERER! OH GEEZ.. Can't we have just one dinner date where she doesn't mention the time I shot her mom?
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