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Trying to Start Your Day Off Right? Nope.
This is why you should always put it away. -
02You'll never really want to think about what your mouth tastes like again.
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Move On and At Least Get to Work On Time, Right?
Nope. No chance of a good day now. -
04Dammit, really?!
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OK You've Made it Through Work, Your Commute Home Might Ruin It Anyways
Oh that's right you left something in the trunk... unsecured. -
06Or you're a parent and your child left something unsecured in their 'trunk'. Gross.
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07It'll seem funny until you have to wake them up to clean them up.
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Now That You're Home, Dinner is Your Next Lurking Day-Ruiner
More like a crackpot now. Thanks for nothing homemade meal. -
09Ok just open some wine and order a pizza.
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No Pizza is Bad, Get a Pizza!
The pizza delivery guy knows your day didn't have enough swearing in it, so they delivered it for you.
Just go to bed and call tomorrow a redo.
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