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    Text - Grace Fisher @_gracellen Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male
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    Motor vehicle - I need this in my life
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    Text - asia @sadlilthingx due to personal reasons i will be going completely off the fucking rails
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    Text - allew not ur manic pixie dream girl @mollydarlene_ Being self aware and mentally ill is so exhausting cause not only do I know when I'm being self destructive, I watch myself do it anyway 10:54 AM · 1/22/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - jerry @stylestruly the only news story i'm interested in Honeybees let out a 'whoop' when they bump into each other newscientist.com 4:31 PM - 16 Apr 2018 bog dad @AynRandy NP: Rob Dougan - Club... whoop whoop its the sound of bumping bees
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    Text - maggie p @swaggiemaggieee cold case files: and he left his bloody fingerprint on the door knob me laying in bed eating chips and salsa: what a fuckin idiot
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    Cartoon - When you go to bed at 2am and set an alarm for 7am EMERGENCY EXIT *Chuckles* I'm in danger.
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    Cartoon - I finally found my spirit animal Glonk (Glonk) Does absolutely nothing and dies. IG GPANALUPAPITOCAMEL
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    Text - Women Who Love Wine @wwlwine 8am me: I think l'll bake some chicken for dinner with some steamed broccoli, and I'll make home made mashed potatoes 5:45pm me: a bottle of wine counts as dinner, right?
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    Technology - the queen has breached containment
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    Face - HOW TO SNEEZE LIKE I DO 1. SNEEZE ONCE 2. SNEEZE TWICE 4. THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW 3. KEEP SNEEZING The Oatmeal
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    Hair - You're a wizard motherfucker
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    Child - This baby looks like he's ready to pour you pint at his pub.
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    Picture frame - Almost every hand you have ever shaken has had a dick in it
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    Security - cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: "the tigers should be your top priority" cop: [scribbling out ducks] "obviously" gettvimages
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    Cartoon - Me listening to songs about drugs, and murder on my way to pick up Pepto-Bismol cause my tummy hurts @lean in my cereal
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    Joint - When you thought you were gonna be out of place at the orgy, but end up having a great time. CARPARMA gто -2 mins
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    Text - When you're drunk af and pass a mirror at a party
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    Bread - when u sit down and look at your stomach 6 Small White Rolls Each rol contains Sat VF Enery Fot Saturates Sugars C46 2.1g 0.9g 1.2g 0.6g 152 kcal 3% 5% 19%10% 8% Craft Baked of your reforence intake. Typ values per 100g En y 1047/247kcal elayt En park Clayton Park Bakery Lad. 20 Ciyton La Moors, Aoong Te 01254 300 www.bru bnked for lehe rate
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    Adaptation - Photographer: are you comfortable with nudity? Her: yeah Photographer: excellent
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    People - When you're narrating a game of tennis. Wack Wack Wack Wack
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    Face - Going back to work after accidentally having 13 beers at lunch
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    Text - family members: "You want to tell us what's on your mind?" me: Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly.
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    Facial expression - What bacon sees when l'm frying it.
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    Text - DRÉ @FoolishAssNigga ONLY WHITE PPL THINK BIKE RIDIN IS A SPORT...I KNOW A CRACK HEAD WHO'D DUST THE WHOLE TOURE DE FRANCE ON A BARBIE BIKE 6/17/14, 8:45 AM
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    Text - just-shower-thoughts Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one pseudinymous I never needed to think about this, but now l'm reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well. 54,656 notes
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    Sky - This mufucka Trump in the sky lookin for immigrants
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    Cartoon - Real men don't hit you up late at night demanding photos of your naked body. Real men hit their desks with closed fists demanding photos of Spiderman.
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    Text - chuuch @ch000ch me: no one can hear you scream in space my lawyer: u gotta stop saying weird shit to the judge man 09/01/2016, 5:59 am
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    People - SUMMER ERMR DEPT. KER VINSYNG S FEST
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