Do you see the indignity I have to suffer at the hands of my captor?

23 Purrfectly Cheerful Cat Memes to Wake Up to on Christmas Morning 1

'You can't have this one!' Cat Momma Holds Onto Her Favorite Kitten for Her Dear Life as the Vet Gets Ready to Examine Them 2

23 Silly Sausage-Loving Cat Pawsts to Complete Your Christmas Experience 3

'As long as he lives, he's my best friend': 8-Year-Old Boy Saves Kitten by Trading His Skateboard to Kids Who Were Harming the Cat, Restoring Our Faith in Humanity 4

25 Furiously Feisty Funny Felines For When You're Stuck in the Litter Box of Life, But At Least There Are Cats Memes 5

Stray Cat Spotted Sitting Alone During a Snowstorm, Heartwarming Hoomans Carefully Get Her Out of the Cold Street, Leading To an Awwdorable Recovery 6

'As long as he lives, he's my best friend': 8-Year-Old Boy Saves Kitten by Trading His Skateboard to Kids Who Were Harming the Cat, Restoring Our Faith in Humanity 1

Does running my mouth count? 2

If you can't be nice, at least apologize. 3

Santa Claws has spoken. 4

Now bring the milk! 5

Not even Karens are allowed out. 6